Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 212 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:07 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:06 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:59 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:56 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:49 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:48 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:47 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:44 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:40 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:31 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:29 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:28 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:27 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:20 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:19 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:18 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:17 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:11 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:07 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:04 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:58 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:57 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:56 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:55 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:54 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:53 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:52 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:46 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:45 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:44 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:37 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:30 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:26 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:25 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:24 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:23 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:22 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:21 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:20 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:19 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:18 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:17 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:16 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:15 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:14 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:13 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:12 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:58 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:57 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:56 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:54 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:37 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:23 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:22 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:21 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:17 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:11 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:10 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:07 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:06 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:56 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:55 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:54 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:53 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:39 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:38 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:34 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:33 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:32 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:31 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:29 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:28 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:26 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:25 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:24 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:20 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:18 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:15 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:14 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:13 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:12 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:10 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:09 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:07 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:05 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:04 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:58 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:53 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:49 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:43 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:42 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:39 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:31 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:30 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:29 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:27 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:23 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:22 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:21 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:15 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:13 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:12 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:10 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:09 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:05 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:01 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:00 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:59 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:57 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:56 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:55 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:53 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:51 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:46 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:40 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:37 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:30 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:29 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:28 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:27 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:26 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:16 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:15 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:14 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:13 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:12 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:11 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:06 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:05 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:04 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:03 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:37:02 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:56 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:51 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:47 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:42 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:35 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:34 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:31 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:30 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:28 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:27 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:26 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:25 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:22 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:21 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:20 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:19 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:16 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:15 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:12 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:11 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:10 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:10 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:05 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:04 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:36:00 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:56 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:53 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:52 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:51 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:37 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:23 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:21 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:20 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:15 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:10 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:08 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:07 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:06 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:05 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:35:00 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:58 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:55 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:54 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:53 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:52 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:51 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:50 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:45 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:44 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:43 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:42 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:38 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:37 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:26 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:12 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:34:01 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:59 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:58 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:53 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:47 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:37 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:33 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:32 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:28 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:27 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:25 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:23 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:22 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:20 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:19 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:17 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:16 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:15 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:13 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:12 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:33:07 Caption #716

Board

[Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.

<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.

<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!

<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.

<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.

<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake

<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post