[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 295 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:17Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:16Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:13Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:10Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:09Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:08Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:06Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:00Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:57Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:56Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:55Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:52Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:48Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:46Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:42Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:36Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:35Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:34Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:32Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:26Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:24Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:23Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:22Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:21Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:20Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:16Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:15Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:14Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:12Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:10Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:07Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:04Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:03Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:02Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:00Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:58Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:56Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:54Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:49Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:48Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:46Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:44Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:41Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:40Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:39Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:36Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:35Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:34Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:32Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:31Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:29Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:28Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:27Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:21Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:19Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:16Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:11Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:10Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:04Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:02Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:01Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:00Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:58Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:56Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:54Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:53Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:51Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:50Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:48Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:47Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:45Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:43Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:41Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:40Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:39Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:38Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:37Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:36Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:35Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:34Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:33Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:32Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:26Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:10Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:07Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:06Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:04Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:03Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:02Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:00Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:59Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:58Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:56Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:52Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:44Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:39Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:35Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:29Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:23Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:22Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:18Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:15Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:14Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:13Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:08Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:07Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:06Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:04Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:02Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:57Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:56Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:48Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:47Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:45Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:33Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:30Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:27Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:26Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:19Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:18Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:03Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:00Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:59Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:58Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:57Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:56Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:54Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:53Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:42Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:41Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:38Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:37Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:35Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:32Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:26Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:24Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:22Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:20Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:19Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:18Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:15Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:12Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:06Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:05Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:57Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:55Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:54Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:53Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:52Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:51Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:50Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:49Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:48Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:46Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:44Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:41Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:40Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:36Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:32Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:27Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:25Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:20Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:19Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:15Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:13Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:12Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:09Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:05Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:58Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:56Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:55Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:53Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:44Caption #

Board [Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.
<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!
<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.
<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.
<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake
<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post