[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 204 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:58Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:54Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:44Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:33Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:31Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:30Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:27Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:24Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:22Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:18Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:13Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:12Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:58Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:52Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:48Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:44Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:43Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:38Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:37Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:36Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:34Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:33Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:32Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:30Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:24Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:20Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:17Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:16Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:13Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:12Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:08Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:05Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:04Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:03Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:00Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:58Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:56Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:55Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:53Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:51Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:48Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:44Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:40Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:38Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:36Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:35Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:32Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:29Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:27Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:26Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:20Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:18Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:17Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:16Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:13Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:07Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:54Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:51Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:48Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:47Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:37Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:36Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:32Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:31Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:24Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:23Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:14Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:12Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:08Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:06Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:03Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:00Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:56Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:52Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:50Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:48Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:46Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:45Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:44Caption #736

Board [Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.
<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!
<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.
<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.
<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake
<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post