[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 404 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:31Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:30Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:27Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:22Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:13Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:10Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:06Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:59Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:52Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:50Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:47Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:46Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:45Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:44Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:40Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:39Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:38Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:30Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:26Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:24Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:23Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:21Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:20Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:19Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:16Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:10Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:07Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:01Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:00Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:57Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:56Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:54Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:47Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:46Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:39Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:38Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:34Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:33Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:32Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:20Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:16Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:14Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:13Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:10Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:08Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:07Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:06Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:04Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:03Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:02Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:00Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:59Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:58Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:53Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:50Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:45Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:44Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:43Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:42Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:41Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:40Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:40Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:34Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:32Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:31Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:30Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:29Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:28Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:27Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:26Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:25Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:23Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:21Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:19Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:18Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:16Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:14Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:13Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:12Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:10Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:07Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:06Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:02Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:01Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:00Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:55Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:54Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:53Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:48Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:47Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:46Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:45Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:44Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:43Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:42Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:41Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:40Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:39Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:36Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:34Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:33Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:27Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:26Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:24Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:21Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:19Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:17Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:15Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:14Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:11Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:10Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:09Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:07Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:06Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:03Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:01Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:00Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:55Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:54Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:52Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:51Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:49Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:48Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:47Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:46Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:45Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:44Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:43Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:42Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:38Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:36Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:35Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:34Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:28Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:27Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:26Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:24Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:17Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:13Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:12Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:09Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:07Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:04Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:03Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:02Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:01Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:57Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:56Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:55Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:52Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:51Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:50Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:46Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:42Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:41Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:40Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:38Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:37Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:34Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:30Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:29Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:28Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:26Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:24Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:23Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:20Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:19Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:17Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:16Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:11Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:09Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:08Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:04Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:01Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:53Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:50Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:49Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:48Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:46Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:45Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:44Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:42Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:39Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:35Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:32Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:30Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:28Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:25Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:24Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:23Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:17Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:15Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:14Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:11Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:10Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:09Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:06Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:05Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:00Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:56Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:55Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:48Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:47Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:45Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:44Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:43Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:40Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:39Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:38Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:37Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:36Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:35Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:33Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:29Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:28Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:23Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:21Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:19Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:18Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:16Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:12Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:10Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:06Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:05Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:04Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:03Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:02Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:56Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:53Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:52Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:47Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:46Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:45Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:44Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:37Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:35Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:34Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:30Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:29Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:27Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:25Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:17Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:14Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:12Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:10Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:09Caption #728

Board [Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.
<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!
<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.
<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.
<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake
<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post