[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 258 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:05Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:03Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:02Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:00Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:55Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:52Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:51Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:50Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:43Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:42Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:41Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:40Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:39Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:38Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:37Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:36Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:34Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:31Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:26Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:24Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:20Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:16Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:13Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:58Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:57Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:49Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:41Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:40Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:37Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:34Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:30Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:29Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:27Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:23Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:18Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:17Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:13Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:12Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:11Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:01Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:51Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:41Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:24Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:53Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:48Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:46Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:44Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:42Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:18Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:14Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:03Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:50Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:46Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:43Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:34Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:10Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:06Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:04Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:54Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:51Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:48Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:16Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:11Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:05Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:51Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:44Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:38Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:28Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:27Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:24Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:13Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:07Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:04Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:03Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:00Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:57Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:55Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:53Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:50Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:43Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:41Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:40Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:39Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:32Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:17Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:09Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:07Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:03Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:46Main Page

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post