[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 350 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:53Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:49Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:48Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:47Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:46Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:45Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:43Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:42Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:40Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:39Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:38Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:32Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:31Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:29Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:24Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:22Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:21Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:18Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:15Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:14Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:05Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:04Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:03Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:00Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:58Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:56Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:53Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:51Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:48Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:46Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:43Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:39Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:35Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:32Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:28Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:27Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:26Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:24Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:23Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:22Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:20Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:19Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:16Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:13Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:08Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:04Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:50Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:49Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:44Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:38Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:37Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:34Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:32Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:29Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:14Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:12Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:10Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:08Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:06Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:04Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:03Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:51Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:48Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:43Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:40Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:39Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:38Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:35Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:31Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:30Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:26Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:20Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:15Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:14Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:13Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:12Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:10Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:08Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:07Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:02Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:01Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:00Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:55Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:50Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:47Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:43Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:39Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:38Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:37Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:36Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:34Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:31Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:29Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:21Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:12Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:10Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:01Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:00Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:57Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:56Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:55Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:55Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:53Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:52Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:47Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:44Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:41Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:37Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:36Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:33Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:32Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:25Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:18Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:11Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:09Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:05Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:53Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:49Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:39Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:37Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:36Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:35Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:28Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:27Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:22Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:17Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:14Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:13Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:11Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:09Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:05Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:00Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:51Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:48Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:46Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:45Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:41Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:37Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:35Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:33Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:30Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:20Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:18Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:08Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:57Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:56Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:53Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:40Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:39Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:38Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:36Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:30Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:22Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:14Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:12Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:58Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:52Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:51Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:44Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:43Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:40Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:39Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:37Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:36Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:35Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:34Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:32Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:27Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:26Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:23Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:20Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:16Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:12Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:05Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:04Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:00Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:54Caption #796

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post