Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 428 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:59 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:57 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:56 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:55 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:54 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:53 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:52 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:51 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:50 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:49 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:48 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:47 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:46 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:45 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:44 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:43 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:42 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:41 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:40 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:39 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:38 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:37 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:36 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:35 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:34 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:33 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:32 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:31 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:30 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:29 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:28 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:27 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:26 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:25 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:24 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:23 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:21 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:17 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:13 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:09 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:08 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:06 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:03 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:59 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:55 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:53 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:49 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:48 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:48 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:45 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:43 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:38 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:37 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:36 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:35 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:34 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:33 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:32 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:31 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:30 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:29 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:28 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:27 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:26 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:25 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:23 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:22 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:21 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:20 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:19 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:18 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:17 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:16 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:15 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:14 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:13 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:12 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:11 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:10 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:09 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:08 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:07 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:06 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:05 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:04 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:02 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:56 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:54 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:53 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:50 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:49 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:48 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:46 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:42 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:41 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:40 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:39 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:38 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:37 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:36 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:35 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:34 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:33 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:32 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:29 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:26 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:24 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:23 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:20 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:18 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:17 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:14 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:13 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:12 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:11 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:10 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:09 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:07 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:06 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:03 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:02 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:01 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:00 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:59 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:58 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:57 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:56 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:55 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:54 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:53 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:52 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:51 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:50 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:49 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:48 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:47 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:46 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:45 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:44 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:43 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:42 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:41 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:40 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:39 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:38 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:37 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:36 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:35 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:34 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:33 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:32 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:31 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:30 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:29 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:28 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:27 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:26 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:25 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:24 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:21 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:15 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:12 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:11 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:10 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:08 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:06 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:04 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:02 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:01 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:00 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:57 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:56 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:55 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:53 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:51 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:50 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:47 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:45 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:40 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:39 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:38 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:37 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:36 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:31 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:30 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:29 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:28 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:26 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:25 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:24 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:23 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:22 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:21 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:20 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:19 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:18 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:17 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:16 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:15 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:14 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:13 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:12 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:11 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:10 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:09 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:08 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:07 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:06 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:05 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:04 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:03 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:02 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:01 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:00 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:59 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:58 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:57 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:56 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:55 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:54 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:53 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:52 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:51 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:50 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:49 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:48 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:47 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:46 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:45 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:44 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:43 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:42 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:41 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:40 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:39 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:38 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:37 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:36 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:35 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:34 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:33 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:31 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:30 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:29 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:28 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:27 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:26 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:25 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:24 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:23 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:22 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:21 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:20 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:19 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:18 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:17 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:16 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:15 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:14 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:13 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:12 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:11 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:10 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:09 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:08 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:07 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:06 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:05 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:04 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:03 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:02 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:01 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:00 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:59 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:58 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:57 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:56 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:55 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:54 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:53 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:52 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:51 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:50 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:49 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:48 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:47 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:46 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:45 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:44 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:43 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:42 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:41 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:40 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:39 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:38 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:37 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:36 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:33 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:29 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:23 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:20 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:16 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:12 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:08 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:04 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:54 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:51 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:47 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:46 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:45 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:41 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:40 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:39 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:37 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:32 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:31 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:30 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:26 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:21 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:19 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:16 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:15 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:14 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:13 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:12 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:11 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:10 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:09 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:08 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:07 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:06 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:05 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:04 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:03 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:02 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:01 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:00 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:59 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:58 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:57 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:56 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:55 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:54 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:53 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:52 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:51 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:50 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:49 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:48 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:47 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:46 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:45 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:44 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:43 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:42 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:41 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:40 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:39 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:38 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:37 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:36 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:33 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:32 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:31 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:30 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:29 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:28 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:27 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:26 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:25 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:24 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:23 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:22 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:21 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:20 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:19 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:18 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:17 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:16 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:15 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:14 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:13 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:12 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:11 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:10 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:09 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:04 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:03 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:56 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:53 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:51 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:50 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:49 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:47 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:42 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:41 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:40 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:39 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:38 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:37 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:35 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:34 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:33 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:32 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:30 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:29 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:27 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:26 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:25 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:24 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:23 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:22 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:21 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:20 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:19 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:18 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:07 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:04 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:03 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:02 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:00 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:59 Caption #251

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post