Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 331 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:53 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:52 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:51 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:50 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:47 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:46 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:44 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:43 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:42 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:41 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:37 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:34 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:30 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:29 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:27 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:26 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:24 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:23 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:21 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:20 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:19 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:18 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:16 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:13 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:10 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:09 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:06 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:02 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:01 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:59 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:58 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:57 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:55 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:52 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:49 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:48 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:47 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:45 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:41 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:38 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:34 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:32 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:31 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:27 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:25 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:24 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:23 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:22 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:20 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:18 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:17 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:16 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:15 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:13 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:10 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:06 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:05 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:04 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:03 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:02 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:00 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:59 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:58 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:57 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:56 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:52 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:48 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:43 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:42 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:41 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:39 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:38 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:35 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:32 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:31 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:29 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:28 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:27 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:24 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:21 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:17 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:15 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:14 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:13 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:07 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:06 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:04 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:00 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:57 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:54 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:50 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:42 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:39 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:37 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:34 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:33 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:32 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:28 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:25 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:22 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:21 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:18 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:16 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:13 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:12 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:11 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:10 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:08 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:04 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:03 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:02 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:01 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:57 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:56 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:54 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:53 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:52 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:50 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:49 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:48 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:45 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:43 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:40 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:39 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:36 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:33 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:31 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:30 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:29 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:27 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:26 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:22 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:21 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:19 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:15 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:13 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:12 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:11 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:08 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:03 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:01 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:58 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:55 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:52 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:51 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:47 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:44 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:43 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:42 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:41 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:40 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:37 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:30 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:27 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:23 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:20 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:19 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:18 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:17 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:16 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:06 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:02 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:01 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:00 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:58 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:56 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:55 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:52 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:48 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:46 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:45 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:44 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:43 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:41 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:38 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:37 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:36 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:34 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:33 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:32 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:31 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:28 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:27 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:24 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:20 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:19 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:14 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:10 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:09 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:07 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:05 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:03 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:00 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:58 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:57 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:56 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:54 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:53 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:52 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:51 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:49 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:46 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:42 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:41 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:39 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:35 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:33 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:32 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:31 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:30 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:28 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:27 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:25 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:24 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:21 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:20 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:19 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:18 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:15 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:14 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:13 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:12 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:11 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:07 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:05 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:04 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:03 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:02 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:00 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:57 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:54 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:53 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:52 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:50 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:47 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:44 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:43 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:40 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:37 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:36 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:34 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:33 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:29 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:26 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:25 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:24 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:22 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:20 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:19 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:18 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:16 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:15 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:14 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:12 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:11 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:08 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:05 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:01 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:00 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:59 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:58 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:55 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:54 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:53 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:52 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:51 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:50 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:48 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:45 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:44 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:43 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:38 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:35 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:34 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:33 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:31 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:28 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:25 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:24 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:21 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:19 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:18 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:14 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:13 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:12 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:11 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:10 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:09 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:08 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:06 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:05 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:01 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:58 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:56 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:55 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:53 Caption #110

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post