[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 343 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:22Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:20Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:19Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:18Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:17Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:16Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:15Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:14Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:13Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:12Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:11Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:10Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:09Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:08Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:05Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:04Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:03Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:02Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:01Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:00Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:59Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:58Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:56Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:54Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:52Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:51Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:49Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:48Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:47Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:46Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:45Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:44Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:43Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:42Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:41Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:39Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:37Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:35Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:34Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:34Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:32Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:30Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:29Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:27Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:25Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:24Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:22Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:21Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:20Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:17Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:16Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:14Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:13Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:12Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:11Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:10Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:08Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:07Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:05Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:04Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:02Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:59Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:58Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:57Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:56Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:55Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:54Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:53Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:50Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:49Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:48Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:47Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:46Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:45Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:44Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:43Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:42Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:40Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:38Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:36Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:35Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:33Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:30Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:29Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:25Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:24Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:23Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:22Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:19Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:17Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:16Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:14Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:13Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:11Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:09Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:06Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:04Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:02Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:58Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:55Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:54Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:53Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:51Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:50Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:48Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:46Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:44Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:42Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:41Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:40Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:39Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:38Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:34Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:33Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:30Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:28Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:26Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:25Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:24Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:20Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:16Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:15Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:14Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:10Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:09Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:05Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:00Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:57Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:56Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:55Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:53Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:50Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:49Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:47Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:44Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:42Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:38Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:37Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:36Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:35Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:34Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:33Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:31Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:27Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:26Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:16Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:13Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:11Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:10Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:09Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:07Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:06Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:03Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:02Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:59Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:58Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:57Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:56Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:55Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:53Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:51Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:49Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:48Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:47Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:41Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:40Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:39Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:38Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:38Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:36Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:34Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:33Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:32Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:31Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:30Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:27Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:23Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:22Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:21Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:20Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:19Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:18Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:17Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:16Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:15Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:14Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:11Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:10Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:09Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:07Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:06Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:04Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:03Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:02Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:00Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:59Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:58Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:57Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:56Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:55Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:54Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:53Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:52Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:49Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:48Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:46Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:43Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:42Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:40Caption #

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post