The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 41 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:56	Caption #-28
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:55	Caption #591
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:54	Caption #890
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:53	Caption #124
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:45	Caption #75
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:41	Caption #126
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:34	Caption #48
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:28	Caption #151
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:17	Caption #372
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:16	Caption #-12
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:12	Caption #256
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:11	Caption #170
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:10	Caption #554
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:00:08	Caption #671
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:59:58	Caption #135
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:59:56	Caption #140

I remember back in the good old days of the internet, when the only people online were the male computer science students. At least back then you always knew the people you were "touch typing" were male. These days it could be anyone, the creepy neighbourhood girl whose been stalking you for 6 years, a 60 year old scrod fisherman from the Baltic Straits or perhaps even (perish the thought) Celine Dion!

The last frame of today's caption could be exchanged with "but it was Gavin the gerbil who you were actually scritching with at last week's furry convention.".

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