[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 97 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:02Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:57Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:55Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:48Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:47Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:46Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:42Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:15Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:14Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:12Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:11Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:07Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:04Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:02Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:00Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:47Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:46Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:35Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:29Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:28Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:21Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:19Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:18Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:17Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:16Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:11Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:53Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:48Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:36Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #103

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post