Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 220 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:33 Caption #-76

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:32 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:31 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:26 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:25 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:24 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:20 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:15 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:11 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:10 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:09 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:32:01 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:57 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:53 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:50 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:49 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:47 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:46 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:45 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:42 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:40 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:35 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:33 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:31 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:30 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:28 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:19 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:18 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:12 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:09 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:08 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:06 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:05 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:31:03 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:55 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:54 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:52 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:51 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:48 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:46 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:42 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:39 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:38 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:36 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:35 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:34 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:32 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:30 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:28 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:26 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:23 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:21 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:20 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:17 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:08 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:07 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:05 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:30:02 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:58 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:57 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:56 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:51 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:50 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:49 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:47 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:46 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:42 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:36 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:34 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:33 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:29 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:28 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:24 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:20 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:16 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:15 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:14 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:12 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:09 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:08 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:05 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:04 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:29:00 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:56 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:54 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:52 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:51 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:49 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:48 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:47 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:44 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:43 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:42 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:40 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:36 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:35 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:33 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:31 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:27 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:23 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:22 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:20 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:19 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:17 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:16 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:15 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:11 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:10 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:05 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:02 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:28:00 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:58 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:57 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:51 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:49 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:46 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:45 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:41 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:31 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:30 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:29 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:25 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:23 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:22 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:19 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:17 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:15 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:10 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:06 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:05 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:03 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:27:02 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:54 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:47 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:44 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:43 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:41 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:40 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:39 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:35 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:33 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:31 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:30 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:29 Caption #986

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:28 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:25 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:24 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:22 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:21 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:19 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:17 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:15 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:15 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:11 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:04 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:26:02 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:54 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:51 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:49 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:48 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:44 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:38 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:37 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:32 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:29 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:26 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:20 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:19 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:16 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:15 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:12 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:11 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:10 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:04 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:02 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:25:01 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:58 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:57 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:56 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:50 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:46 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:45 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:43 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:42 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:41 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:40 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:38 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:35 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:27 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:26 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:23 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:22 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:16 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:12 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:11 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:06 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:24:05 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:49 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:47 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:42 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:38 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:37 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:35 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:32 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:31 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:28 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:24 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:22 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:21 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:20 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:19 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:15 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:10 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:09 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:02 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:23:00 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:22:59 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:22:50 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:22:45 Caption #864

Board

[Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.

<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?

<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.

<mmounai>

<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...

<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!

<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!

<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?

<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post