[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 292 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:38Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:37Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:36Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:35Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:28Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:27Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:26Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:19Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:16Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:15Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:14Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:11Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:07Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:04Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:03Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:01Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:00Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:58Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:57Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:53Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:52Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:51Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:49Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:48Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:46Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:45Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:45Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:42Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:38Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:37Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:26Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:24Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:21Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:19Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:15Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:11Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:10Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:06Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:05Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:03Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:00Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:55Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:54Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:51Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:50Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:42Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:35Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:34Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:32Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:26Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:25Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:24Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:19Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:17Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:15Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:14Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:11Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:10Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:09Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:08Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:07Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:06Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:04Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:03Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:02Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:00Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:59Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:55Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:52Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:47Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:45Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:44Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:43Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:31Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:25Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:23Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:19Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:18Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:17Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:15Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:14Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:08Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:07Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:03Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:59Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:55Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:48Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:47Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:39Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:23Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:21Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:11Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:10Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:04Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:03Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:02Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:59Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:57Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:56Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:53Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:51Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:47Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:44Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:39Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:37Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:34Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:33Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:32Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:27Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:23Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:18Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:17Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:16Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:14Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:13Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:11Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:06Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:02Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:00Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:51Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:50Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:41Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:38Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:37Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:26Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:25Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:24Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:19Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:17Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:15Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:11Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:07Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:04Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:55Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:50Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:48Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:44Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:43Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:42Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:41Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:40Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:38Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:37Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:36Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:35Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:33Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:31Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:27Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:23Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:17Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:14Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:13Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:10Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:09Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:08Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:06Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:58Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:57Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:56Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:55Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:54Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:53Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:52Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:46Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:43Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:42Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:41Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:40Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:39Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:34Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:31Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:27Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:19Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:16Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:13Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:12Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:10Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:09Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:05Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:04Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:03Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:58Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:49Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:47Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:44Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:39Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:33Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:27Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:24Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:23Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:13Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:11Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:08Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:07Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:04Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:03Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:59Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:53Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:47Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:39Caption #180

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post