[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 451 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:11Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:10Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:09Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:07Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:05Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:02Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:00Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:59Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:58Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:57Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:55Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:49Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:47Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:46Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:44Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:43Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:42Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:39Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:38Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:36Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:34Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:33Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:32Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:31Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:30Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:28Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:27Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:26Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:25Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:22Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:21Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:18Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:16Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:15Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:13Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:11Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:10Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:07Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:02Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:01Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:00Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:59Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:56Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:55Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:54Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:51Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:50Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:48Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:47Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:46Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:44Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:43Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:42Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:41Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:39Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:35Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:33Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:32Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:31Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:28Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:26Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:23Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:21Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:19Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:18Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:17Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:16Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:14Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:10Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:09Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:07Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:05Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:03Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:02Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:53Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:51Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:50Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:48Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:47Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:46Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:45Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:40Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:39Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:38Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:36Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:35Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:34Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:32Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:30Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:29Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:27Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:24Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:23Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:21Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:19Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:16Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:12Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:09Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:08Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:06Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:05Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:04Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:03Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:02Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:01Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:00Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:58Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:56Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:54Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:53Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:52Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:51Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:50Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:48Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:47Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:47Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:45Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:41Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:40Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:39Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:38Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:36Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:33Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:30Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:27Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:26Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:25Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:24Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:21Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:18Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:17Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:16Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:15Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:14Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:12Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:10Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:09Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:08Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:06Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:05Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:03Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:02Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:59Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:57Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:56Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:56Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:54Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:53Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:52Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:51Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:46Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:45Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:41Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:40Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:37Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:35Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:31Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:30Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:28Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:26Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:24Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:23Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:20Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:16Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:12Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:10Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:05Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:03Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:02Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:01Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:59Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:57Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:56Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:51Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:50Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:49Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:46Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:44Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:43Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:41Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:40Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:39Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:38Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:37Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:36Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:34Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:33Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:32Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:30Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:29Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:28Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:27Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:25Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:24Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:23Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:22Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:20Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:19Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:13Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:11Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:10Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:07Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:06Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:05Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:01Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:57Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:56Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:55Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:53Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:49Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:48Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:46Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:45Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:44Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:43Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:41Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:40Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:39Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:38Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:37Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:34Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:33Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:32Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:31Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:28Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:23Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:22Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:21Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:20Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:19Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:18Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:17Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:16Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:15Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:14Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:12Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:11Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:10Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:09Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:08Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:07Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:06Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:05Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:02Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:01Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:58Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:57Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:54Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:52Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:37Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:31Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:30Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:27Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:26Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:25Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:20Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:19Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:17Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:15Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:12Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:10Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:09Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:07Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:04Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:01Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:00Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:58Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:57Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:56Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:54Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:50Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:45Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:43Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:42Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:38Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:37Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:36Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:31Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:30Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:26Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:24Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:23Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:19Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:18Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:15Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:13Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:12Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:10Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:07Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:06Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:03Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:01Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:00Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:58Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:54Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:53Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:52Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:51Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:50Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:49Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:44Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:43Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:41Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:39Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:33Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:31Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:29Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:26Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:23Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:20Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:19Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:16Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:13Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:12Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:11Caption #856

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post