[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 320 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:35Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:34Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:30Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:29Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:28Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:26Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:24Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:18Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:16Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:14Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:08Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:07Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:02Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:59Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:57Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:56Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:54Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:52Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:51Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:48Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:46Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:45Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:41Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:40Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:37Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:36Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:29Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:28Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:21Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:20Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:18Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:17Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:10Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:04Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:02Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:00Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:58Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:57Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:56Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:55Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:52Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:51Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:50Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:49Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:46Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:45Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:44Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:43Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:42Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:41Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:34Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:33Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:29Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:27Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:19Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:18Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:15Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:14Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:13Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:12Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:10Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:08Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:03Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:02Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:01Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:59Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:52Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:51Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:50Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:49Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:48Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:44Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:43Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:40Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:39Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:37Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:36Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:35Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:32Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:29Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:28Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:27Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:26Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:24Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:23Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:22Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:21Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:18Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:17Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:08Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:06Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:00Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:59Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:58Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:57Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:56Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:55Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:49Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:48Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:47Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:36Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:33Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:32Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:31Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:30Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:29Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:28Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:27Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:26Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:22Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:21Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:19Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:18Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:17Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:15Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:14Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:12Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:09Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:08Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:07Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:06Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:02Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:01Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:59Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:58Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:56Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:55Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:53Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:52Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:51Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:50Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:49Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:48Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:47Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:42Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:41Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:40Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:39Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:38Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:35Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:34Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:33Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:32Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:31Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:29Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:24Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:23Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:22Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:21Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:20Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:19Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:18Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:17Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:15Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:13Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:12Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:11Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:09Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:08Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:05Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:04Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:03Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:00Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:58Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:57Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:56Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:54Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:52Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:50Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:49Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:45Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:44Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:43Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:42Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:41Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:39Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:38Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:36Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:35Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:34Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:32Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:31Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:30Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:29Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:27Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:26Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:25Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:24Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:22Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:21Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:20Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:19Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:18Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:16Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:14Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:13Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:11Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:07Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:06Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:02Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:01Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:57Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:56Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:55Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:54Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:50Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:48Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:47Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:46Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:45Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:44Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:43Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:37Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:36Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:35Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:32Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:31Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:30Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:28Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:27Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:25Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:22Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:21Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:19Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:18Caption #652

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post