[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:51Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:49Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:48Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:46Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:43Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:42Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:39Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:38Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:37Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:35Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:34Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:32Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:29Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:28Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:27Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:26Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:24Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:23Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:22Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:20Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:19Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:15Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:14Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:13Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:12Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:11Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:09Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:06Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:05Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:09:02Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:59Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:58Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:57Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:56Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:55Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:52Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:51Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:50Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:49Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:48Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:47Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:46Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:45Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:44Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:43Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:42Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:39Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:34Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:31Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:28Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:26Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:25Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:24Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:22Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:20Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:19Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:17Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:15Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:14Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:13Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:11Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:10Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:08Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:06Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:05Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:03Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:02Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:08:00Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:59Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:58Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:57Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:55Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:54Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:53Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:52Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:51Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:49Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:47Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:46Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:45Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:44Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:43Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:42Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:41Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:40Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:37Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:36Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:35Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:34Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:32Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:31Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:30Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:29Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:25Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:19Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:18Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:14Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:12Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:11Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:07Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:06Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:02Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:01Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:59Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:58Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:57Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:54Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:53Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:50Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:47Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:45Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:44Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:43Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:41Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:40Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:39Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:37Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:35Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:34Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:33Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:31Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:30Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:29Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:27Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:25Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:24Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:20Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:19Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:18Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:15Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:13Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:10Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:08Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:07Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:06Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:05Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:04Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:59Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:54Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:53Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:52Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:47Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:45Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:41Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:39Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:38Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:37Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:35Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:33Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:32Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:26Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:25Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:24Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:22Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:18Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:17Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:15Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:14Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:13Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:11Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:09Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:08Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:06Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:05Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:04Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:03Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:01Caption #825

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.

There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post