[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 506 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:40Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:35Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:34Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:33Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:32Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:31Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:30Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:28Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:27Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:24Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:23Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:22Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:20Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:18Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:17Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:16Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:13Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:11Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:10Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:09Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:08Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:07Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:06Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:04Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:03Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:00Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:59Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:58Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:56Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:54Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:53Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:52Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:51Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:50Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:49Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:48Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:44Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:43Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:42Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:41Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:40Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:38Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:36Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:35Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:34Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:33Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:32Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:31Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:30Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:29Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:29Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:28Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:26Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:26Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:23Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:22Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:21Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:19Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:18Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:17Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:16Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:14Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:10Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:09Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:05Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:04Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:03Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:02Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:01Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:00Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:59Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:54Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:52Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:51Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:49Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:45Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:44Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:39Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:38Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:37Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:36Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:35Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:34Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:33Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:31Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:30Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:29Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:28Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:27Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:26Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:25Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:24Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:23Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:22Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:21Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:18Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:17Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:16Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:11Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:10Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:09Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:03Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:00Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:57Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:56Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:55Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:54Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:52Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:51Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:50Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:50Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:45Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:44Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:42Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:40Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:39Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:37Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:36Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:35Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:34Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:33Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:32Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:31Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:30Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:26Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:25Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:23Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:21Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:20Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:18Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:17Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:16Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:15Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:13Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:12Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:10Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:08Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:05Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:04Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:03Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:00Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:59Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:57Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:56Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:55Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:54Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:49Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:46Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:45Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:39Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:37Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:35Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:33Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:30Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:28Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:24Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:16Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:14Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:12Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:10Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:06Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:03Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:02Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:00Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:53Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:50Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:45Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:44Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:41Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:37Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:36Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:34Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:31Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:30Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:26Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:23Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:22Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:19Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:18Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:17Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:12Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:11Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:09Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:06Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:01Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:59Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:55Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:53Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:52Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:50Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:49Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:47Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:45Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:43Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:42Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:40Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:38Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:33Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:28Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:27Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:23Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:22Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:20Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:19Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:18Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:17Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:15Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:14Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:13Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:12Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:11Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:05Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:04Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:03Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:55Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:54Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:53Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:52Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:51Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:50Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:47Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:46Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:45Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:43Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:42Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:32Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:27Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:25Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:23Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:22Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:19Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:18Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:15Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:14Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:14Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:12Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:10Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:09Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:05Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:04Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:03Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:59Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:58Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:56Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:54Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:53Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:51Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:50Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:48Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:45Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:44Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:40Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:39Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:38Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:36Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:34Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:31Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:30Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:28Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:27Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:24Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:22Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:21Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:20Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:18Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:17Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:15Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:07Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:04Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:02Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:56Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:55Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:54Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:52Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:50Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:48Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:47Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:45Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:44Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:41Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:40Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:39Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:38Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:36Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:35Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:31Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:30Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:29Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:24Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:22Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:19Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:18Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:16Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:10Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:08Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:07Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:04Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:58Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:56Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:54Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:49Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:46Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:45Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:44Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:43Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:40Caption #141

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post