[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 197 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:35Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:34Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:33Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:31Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:29Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:23Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:19Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:16Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:14Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:13Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:11Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:10Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:09Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:07Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:04Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:03Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:00Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:59Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:57Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:54Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:52Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:51Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:48Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:46Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:44Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:43Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:36Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:35Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:32Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:25Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:24Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:23Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:21Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:20Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:17Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:16Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:14Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:11Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:10Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:09Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:08Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:07Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:05Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:04Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:02Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:00Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:59Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:58Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:57Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:54Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:53Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:48Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:42Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:41Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:39Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:38Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:35Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:33Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:32Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:27Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:20Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:12Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:11Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:09Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:07Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:06Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:04Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:03Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:02Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:01Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:00Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:53Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:49Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:44Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:42Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:41Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:40Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:39Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:37Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:36Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:35Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:34Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:33Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:32Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:29Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:28Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:26Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:24Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:23Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:21Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:20Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:18Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:17Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:14Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:13Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:10Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:07Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:01Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:57Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:53Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:50Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:49Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:46Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:44Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:43Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:42Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:40Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:39Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:36Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:33Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:32Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:30Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:27Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:26Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:25Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:23Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:22Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:19Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:18Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:14Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:12Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:11Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:10Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:08Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:06Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:02Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:01Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:00Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:58Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:56Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:53Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:50Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:47Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:46Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:45Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:42Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:38Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:36Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:34Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:31Main Page

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post