[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 350 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:15Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:13Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:12Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:11Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:10Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:08Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:06Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:05Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:04Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:03Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:02Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:01Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:59Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:56Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:53Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:50Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:48Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:47Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:44Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:42Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:41Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:40Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:39Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:38Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:37Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:33Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:31Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:26Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:25Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:24Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:22Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:20Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:17Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:16Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:14Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:12Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:11Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:09Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:07Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:05Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:04Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:58Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:54Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:53Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:52Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:51Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:50Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:49Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:48Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:47Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:46Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:45Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:43Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:41Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:39Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:31Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:29Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:28Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:22Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:21Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:19Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:18Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:17Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:09Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:00Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:52Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:48Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:45Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:42Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:39Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:38Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:28Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:27Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:26Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:24Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:22Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:13Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:09Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:08Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:07Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:06Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:05Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:03Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:00Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:59Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:58Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:52Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:48Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:41Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:40Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:33Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:32Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:30Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:29Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:28Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:26Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:25Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:24Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:20Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:15Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:10Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:09Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:58Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:50Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:47Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:45Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:29Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:28Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:27Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:26Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:21Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:20Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:07Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:06Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:58Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:57Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:56Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:52Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:51Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:43Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:42Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:39Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:38Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:37Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:35Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:25Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:18Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:10Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:09Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:06Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:05Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:04Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:03Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:02Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:54Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:53Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:52Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:50Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:47Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:46Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:44Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:42Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:41Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:40Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:35Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:32Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:30Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:25Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:24Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:20Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:18Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:17Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:12Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:10Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:08Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:07Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:03Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:02Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:47Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:46Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:44Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:42Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:40Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:39Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:36Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:31Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:30Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:29Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:26Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:21Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:19Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:15Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:12Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:11Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:03Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:01Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:00Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:59Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:57Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:50Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:49Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:40Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:32Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:31Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:30Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:27Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:23Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:20Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:19Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:16Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:12Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:11Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:10Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:02Caption #-92
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:01Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:00Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:59Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:56Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:52Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:49Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:48Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:45Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:42Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:39Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:33Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:25Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:24Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:23Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:22Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:18Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:17Caption #881

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post