For most of their lives, the Amazing Hi-Bounce Twins have suffered from a rare disorder, characterized by obesity and a strange rubbery smell. Medical studies have yet to find a cause for the illness.
Some doctors believe that the twins may have been exposed to toxic substances at conception, possibly from deteriorating rubber, Red Dye No. 2, or excess Christmas cheer.
Still others theorize that the contamination was from their mother's milk, possibly from leaky silicone implants.
Mrs. Hi-Bounce refused to comment.
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