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Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
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I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.

There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

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