[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:18Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:16Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:15Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:13Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:12Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:11Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:08Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:05Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:03Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:00Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:59Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:52Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:51Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:49Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:48Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:46Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:45Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:44Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:43Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:42Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:41Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:36Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:35Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:34Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:31Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:30Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:29Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:28Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:27Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:26Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:24Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:23Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:22Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:21Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:16Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:15Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:14Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:12Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:11Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:10Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:07Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:06Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:05Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:04Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:03Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:02Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:01Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:58Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:56Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:52Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:51Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:50Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:48Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:47Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:46Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:44Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:43Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:42Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:40Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:39Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:38Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:35Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:32Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:28Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:26Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:25Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:21Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:19Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:14Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:11Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:08Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:07Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:04Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:03Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:02Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:01Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:57Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:55Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:54Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:39Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:36Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:31Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:28Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:25Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:23Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:22Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:19Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:18Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:14Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:10Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:01Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:00Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:57Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:55Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:53Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:39Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:38Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:24Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:23Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:22Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:21Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:17Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:11Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:09Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:07Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:04Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:54Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:51Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:34Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:32Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:30Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:26Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:22Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:20Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:18Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:17Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:16Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:09Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:07Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:05Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:58Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:53Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:52Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:48Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:45Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:43Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:33Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:25Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:20Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:16Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:13Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:12Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:11Caption #629

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post