[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:24Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:22Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:19Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:18Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:16Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:15Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:06Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:04Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:59Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:53Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:50Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:45Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:44Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:36Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:34Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:24Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:06Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:57Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:55Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:54Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:53Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:52Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:50Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:48Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:47Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:45Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:38Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:36Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:34Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:33Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:32Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:30Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:22Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:18Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:14Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:13Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:11Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:59Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:58Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:54Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:50Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:42Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:33Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:30Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:26Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:22Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:20Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:18Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:14Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:11Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:10Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:06Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:05Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:04Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:02Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:58Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:57Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:56Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:50Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:47Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:46Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:45Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:44Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:43Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:41Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:40Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:38Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:37Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:31Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:30Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:26Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:24Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:18Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:14Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:10Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:06Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:58Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:51Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:46Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:42Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:41Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:38Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:34Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:30Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:26Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:25Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:22Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:17Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:14Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:02Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:00Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:58Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:57Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:52Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:50Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:46Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:33Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:32Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:28Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:22Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:19Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:17Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:10Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:08Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:06Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:02Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:00Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:59Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:58Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:55Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:53Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:52Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:46Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:43Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:40Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:37Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:35Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:34Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:06Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:54Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:53Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:52Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:43Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:42Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:41Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:30Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:26Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:23Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:22Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:18Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:14Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:10Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:09Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:04Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:01Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:59Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:58Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:55Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:53Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:51Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:46Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:42Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:41Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:33Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:14Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:11Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:09Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:07Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:02Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:01Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:59Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:48Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:45Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:44Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:42Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:39Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:37Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:35Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:33Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:30Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:27Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:24Caption #255

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post