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Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2003 by Mort
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Who is the shadowy figure behind commercial America?

Who got the poor downtrodden people of the world addicted to branded cola?

Who managed to convince us that butt cracks are teh new sexy?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Thongs don't look good on everyone.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Yes, Mort, that is probably an accurate statement. But generally, those on whom thongs don't look good also don't look so good in granny panties either, don't ya think? I say, if you've got it, flaunt it. And if you've got lots of it, flaunt more.
<Luminaire> Brilliant caption, Mort. The answer, of course, is BRITNEY.
<yoyology> The answer to everything is Britney.
<Lauren> Mort, I think you missed Axolotl's caption to the first picture... he/she was way ahead of me on that reference, if not a bit more subtle.
<Mort> Yes you are right Lauren. I don't know how I could have missed that.

Some great captions today!


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