[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:09Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:08Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:05Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:04Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:02Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:00Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:59Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:58Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:57Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:56Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:55Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:50Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:49Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:46Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:44Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:39Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:38Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:37Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:35Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:30Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:16Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:14Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:12Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:06Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:04Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:01Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:59Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:57Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:56Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:51Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:46Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:40Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:35Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:33Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:31Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:30Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:29Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:26Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:24Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:10Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:08Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:05Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:04Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:03Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:02Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:01Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:58Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:55Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:54Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:53Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:51Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:50Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:48Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:43Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:38Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:36Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:34Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:31Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:28Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:27Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:20Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:07Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:06Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:05Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:58Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:57Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:52Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:49Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:47Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:46Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:45Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:44Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:43Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:41Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:27Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:21Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:18Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:16Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:01Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:00Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:59Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:57Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:55Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:53Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:51Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:44Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:40Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:29Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:26Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:21Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:16Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:15Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:11Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:06Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:03Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:02Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:01Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:57Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:48Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:33Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:31Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:25Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:20Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:15Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:11Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:08Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:05Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:58Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:54Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:51Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:45Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:41Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:25Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:22Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:19Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:13Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:06Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:04Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:01Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:54Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:50Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:48Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:45Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:35Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:31Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:22Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:18Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:17Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:07Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:03Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:02Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:01Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:00Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:58Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:56Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:49Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:47Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:45Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:44Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:42Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:41Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:40Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:38Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:27Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:25Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:24Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:19Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:16Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:12Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:05Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:02Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:01Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:57Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:56Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:55Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:54Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:53Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:52Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:45Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:44Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:31Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:30Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:25Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:24Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:13Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:12Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:09Caption #172

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post