[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Seigfried?"

"Ya Roy?"

"Vu ever vunder vhy ve vere born vhite?"

"I heard it vas because of zie hiding int der snowdrifts unt zie pouncing unt killing das victims."

"Now be quiet unt be ready for zie pounce. Here kommen Herr. Bush!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:14Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:13Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:10Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:09Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:01Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:57Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:55Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:50Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:49Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:46Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:44Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:42Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:41Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:32Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:29Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:26Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:23Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:19Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:17Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:13Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:11Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:02Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:01Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:59Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:58Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:57Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:49Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:48Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:45Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:43Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:42Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:41Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:37Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:34Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:33Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:32Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:29Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:25Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:23Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:20Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:16Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:13Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:09Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:05Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:04Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:02Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:01Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:00Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:59Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:52Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:45Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:39Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:36Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:27Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:25Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:24Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:22Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:21Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:19Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:17Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:16Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:14Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:13Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:12Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:11Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:09Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:07Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:05Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:01Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:57Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:53Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:46Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:45Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:38Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:37Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:36Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:34Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:33Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:30Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:26Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:25Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:22Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:21Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:19Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:18Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:17Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:16Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:14Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:13Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:12Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:09Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:07Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:06Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:05Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:04Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:03Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:57Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:55Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:53Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:49Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:48Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:47Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:46Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:45Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:44Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:42Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:41Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:39Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:37Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:36Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:35Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:33Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:29Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:28Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:25Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:24Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:20Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:17Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:14Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:13Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:12Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:09Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:07Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:02Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:01Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:00Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:59Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:57Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:56Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:55Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:53Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:52Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:50Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:41Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:39Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:37Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:36Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:33Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:26Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:25Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:22Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:21Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:20Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:19Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:18Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:17Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:14Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:08Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:05Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:01Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:59Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:53Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:51Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:45Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:41Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:37Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:34Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:33Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:32Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:29Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:22Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:21Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:20Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:09Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:06Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:02Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:01Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:50Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:46Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:45Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:44Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:41Caption #2.2
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:33Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:29Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:25Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:17Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:16Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:15Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:13Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:09Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:06Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:00Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:53Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:52Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:50Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:48Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:47Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:45Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:43Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:39Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:37Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:36Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:35Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:33Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:32Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:30Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:29Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:22Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:20Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:18Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:17Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:13Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:12Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:10Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:07Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:06Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:04Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:03Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:02Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:00Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:57Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:56Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:55Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:51Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:48Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:47Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:46Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:45Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:44Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:43Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:42Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:41Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:40Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:38Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:37Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:36Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:35Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:34Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:33Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:30Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:28Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:26Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:24Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:23Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:22Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:21Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:20Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:18Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:17Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:16Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:14Caption #362

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the lateness. I still don't have internet access at home. Adelphia seems to have brand new 'value' packages -- I get to choose from:

  1. No internet access and $25 extra a month
  2. No internet access and $25 extra a month

Welcome to America, the land of the freedom of choice. (as long as it is black)


There are 19 messages for this day.
<3Suns> what happened to guest tuesday?
<yoyology> It's guest Wednesday, silly.
<3Suns> Ah. I've only been around for about a week and last week's guest day was tuesday.

Are you the same yoyology from memepool, btw? 'cause memepool kicks ass.

<yoyology> I am. Also formerly of linkfilter.net, also webmaster of the moribund yoyology.com, and also Karl on LISNews.com.
And now that I look back, you're right. The last several guest caption days have been Tuesdays. What am I thinking?
<Mort> Well they get posted on Tuesday, but you write the captions on Wednesday.

Just like how the date above is for yesterday and not today.

<Luminaire> Heeheehee. Karl.

Guest caption days are definitely Wednesdays -- this I know because I'm never at work on Wed, and consequently don't ever get to write a guest caption. I think Mort uses the preceding dates, though, because that's when the photos were actually emailed....??

<yoyology> Aha! I get it!
<ElvisThePelvis> My head hurts so bad. Is today Tuesday or Wednesday...or is it some other day that corporations invented for shopping, kind of like valentine's day?
<yoyology> It's Florzday. Named after the ancient Norse goddess of confusion.
<guyPaulo> This is really weird. Today I was seriously going to ask yoyo if he's the same as the memepool contributor.

Yoyo, did you have anything to do with this site being featured on memepool?

<Luminaire> Febturday?
<yoyology> I didn't post mostemailed on memepool, but reading the memepool post about mostemailed brought me here.
<yoyology> "yoyology" is pretty unique to me. I've had a couple of people track down my e-mail address and thank me for posting them on memepool.
<mypalmike> Today is Plasmaday. Buy your loved one one of these huge plasma screens. It'll help the economy, and you'll get to watch more TV!
<Mort> Scromp linked this site on memepool, giving me 50,000 hits in one day.

The New York times gave me 125 hits in one day. Thats how powerful memepool is.

The photos are from yesterday's mostemailed list, therefore the date is yesterday. Also I normally update on yesterdays and not on todays.

<guyPaulo> Mort! I've been using your date for all my documents at work! Gads, the horror! This will teach me not to waste time at my cubical of solitude.
<Mort> If I don't have internet connection tonight, then I will have to start guest day using my cell phone.

Which will be hard since it only can deal with 64x64 256 colour images.

<Mort> Just testing :)

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Roger Mexico> Dudes, you gotta hand it over to me!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post