[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:12Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:06Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:01Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:59Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:55Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:54Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:49Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:48Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:47Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:38Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:34Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:28Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:22Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:16Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:09Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:57Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:56Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:51Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:47Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:41Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:40Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:36Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:30Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:29Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:27Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:25Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:24Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:23Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:20Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:19Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:14Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:13Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:09Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:07Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:04Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:03Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:02Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:00Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:56Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:54Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:53Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:52Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:50Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:42Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:41Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:40Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:38Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:37Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:36Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:32Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:31Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:30Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:28Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:27Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:26Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:25Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:24Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:23Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:22Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:21Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:19Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:17Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:14Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:13Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:11Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:10Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:09Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:01Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:00Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:58Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:56Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:55Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:52Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:47Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:46Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:43Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:39Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:34Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:28Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:15Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:13Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:03Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:59Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:57Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:52Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:51Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:44Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:42Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:41Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:38Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:25Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:19Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:12Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:11Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:09Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:08Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:06Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:04Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:03Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:00Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:58Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:56Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:51Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:50Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:49Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:48Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:47Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:45Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:42Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:36Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:35Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:34Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:29Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:27Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:26Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:25Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:24Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:23Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:21Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:18Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:17Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:09Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:05Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:00Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:59Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:58Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:56Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:55Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:54Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:53Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:52Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:51Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:50Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:49Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:48Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:47Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:45Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:42Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:39Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:38Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:37Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:34Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:33Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:31Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:30Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:29Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:28Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:26Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:22Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:21Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:20Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:19Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:18Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:16Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:09Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:08Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:07Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:06Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:05Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:04Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:02Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:01Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:00Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:56Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:55Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:54Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:49Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:48Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:46Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:45Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:44Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:42Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:41Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:38Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:36Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:35Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:34Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:31Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:29Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:28Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:24Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:18Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:14Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:09Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:08Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:07Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:06Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:05Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:03Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:02Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:00Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:59Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:58Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:53Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:52Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:51Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:49Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:46Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:40Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:36Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:35Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:31Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:28Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:22Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:17Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:16Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:13Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:11Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:10Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:09Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:08Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:07Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:05Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:04Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:03Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:57Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:45Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:43Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:41Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:40Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:38Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:37Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:36Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:33Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:30Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:25Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:19Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:17Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:12Caption #124

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post