[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 308 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:56Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:52Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:51Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:50Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:49Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:48Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:47Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:46Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:45Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:40Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:38Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:29Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:24Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:23Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:22Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:21Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:19Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:18Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:17Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:16Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:14Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:11Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:10Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:07Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:05Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:04Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:03Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:00Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:59Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:58Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:54Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:53Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:52Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:51Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:48Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:47Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:46Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:44Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:43Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:41Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:40Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:37Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:36Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:35Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:34Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:32Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:28Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:27Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:24Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:23Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:18Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:13Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:12Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:11Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:10Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:09Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:08Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:07Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:03Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:00Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:51Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:47Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:45Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:44Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:43Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:39Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:38Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:36Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:31Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:25Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:24Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:22Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:21Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:19Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:18Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:16Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:15Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:13Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:12Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:11Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:09Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:08Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:07Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:02Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:00Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:59Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:53Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:50Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:47Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:46Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:44Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:43Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:42Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:35Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:34Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:33Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:32Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:31Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:24Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:23Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:18Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:14Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:13Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:12Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:11Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:03Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:02Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:00Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:58Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:56Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:55Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:51Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:48Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:47Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:44Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:43Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:41Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:40Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:38Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:35Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:32Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:30Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:28Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:25Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:23Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:18Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:11Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:10Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:08Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:07Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:01Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:58Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:56Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:55Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:52Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:50Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:42Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:35Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:34Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:32Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:31Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:29Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:27Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:26Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:25Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:24Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:23Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:20Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:16Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:15Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:13Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:06Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:01Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:00Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:56Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:51Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:46Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:41Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:40Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:39Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:36Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:35Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:34Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:32Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:30Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:28Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:24Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:22Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:18Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:14Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:13Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:10Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:09Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:07Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:04Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:03Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:00Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:59Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:58Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:51Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:50Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:41Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:39Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:37Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:34Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:33Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:32Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:31Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:30Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:29Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:27Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:25Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:24Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:23Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:22Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:20Caption #175

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post