[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 381 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:51Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:50Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:49Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:48Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:47Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:46Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:45Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:43Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:41Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:40Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:38Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:37Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:36Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:32Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:31Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:29Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:28Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:25Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:21Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:20Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:19Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:18Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:17Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:16Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:14Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:09Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:01Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:56Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:54Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:52Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:51Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:50Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:49Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:48Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:47Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:46Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:44Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:41Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:40Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:38Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:35Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:27Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:26Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:24Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:21Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:16Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:15Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:12Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:11Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:10Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:09Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:08Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:06Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:03Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:01Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:00Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:59Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:56Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:51Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:50Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:49Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:48Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:47Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:46Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:45Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:44Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:41Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:40Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:32Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:30Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:29Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:28Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:26Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:25Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:24Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:23Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:21Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:20Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:19Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:18Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:17Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:16Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:09Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:07Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:04Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:03Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:01Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:00Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:57Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:56Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:55Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:54Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:53Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:52Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:49Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:46Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:44Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:41Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:40Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:39Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:35Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:34Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:33Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:32Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:29Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:26Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:25Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:24Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:22Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:21Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:20Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:18Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:17Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:16Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:14Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:13Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:12Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:06Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:04Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:01Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:54Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:49Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:47Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:46Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:45Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:44Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:42Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:41Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:40Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:37Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:35Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:34Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:32Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:31Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:30Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:29Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:28Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:25Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:24Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:19Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:18Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:17Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:16Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:10Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:08Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:06Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:00Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:59Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:58Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:57Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:53Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:52Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:51Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:48Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:45Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:43Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:40Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:36Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:35Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:33Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:32Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:31Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:30Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:29Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:28Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:27Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:26Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:25Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:20Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:12Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:08Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:06Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:05Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:04Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:03Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:02Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:57Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:54Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:46Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:40Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:39Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:37Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:36Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:35Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:34Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:29Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:28Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:26Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:24Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:20Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:19Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:18Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:17Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:14Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:12Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:11Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:10Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:07Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:06Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:05Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:04Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:03Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:58Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:53Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:49Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:42Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:40Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:39Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:38Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:37Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:36Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:35Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:34Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:32Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:21Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:15Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:08Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:06Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:04Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:01Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:00Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:56Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:55Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:52Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:49Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:46Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:43Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:42Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:39Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:34Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:31Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:28Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:24Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:17Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:12Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:09Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:08Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:06Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:03Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:02Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:58Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:57Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:52Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:48Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:45Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:44Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:43Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:40Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:39Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:35Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:34Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:32Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:29Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:27Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:25Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:22Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:20Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:17Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:14Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:09Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:06Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:05Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:03Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:01Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:58Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:57Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:56Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:55Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:53Caption #643

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.

There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post