Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 340 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:48 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:46 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:45 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:43 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:42 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:41 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:39 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:38 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:37 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:36 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:35 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:34 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:33 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:32 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:31 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:30 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:29 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:25 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:24 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:23 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:22 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:21 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:20 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:17 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:15 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:14 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:13 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:12 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:11 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:10 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:08 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:05 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:01 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:57 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:53 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:52 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:50 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:49 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:46 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:45 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:41 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:38 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:37 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:34 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:33 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:30 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:29 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:28 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:27 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:26 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:25 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:24 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:21 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:17 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:13 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:12 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:11 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:10 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:09 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:08 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:06 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:05 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:04 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:02 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:01 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:00 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:59 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:58 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:57 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:55 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:54 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:53 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:52 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:48 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:47 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:46 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:45 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:44 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:43 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:42 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:41 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:39 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:37 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:35 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:34 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:33 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:31 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:30 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:29 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:25 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:23 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:21 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:17 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:16 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:15 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:13 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:10 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:06 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:05 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:04 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:03 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:01 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:57 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:52 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:49 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:48 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:47 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:46 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:42 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:41 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:40 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:39 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:38 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:37 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:36 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:35 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:33 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:32 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:31 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:29 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:28 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:25 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:21 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:20 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:17 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:13 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:12 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:11 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:10 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:03 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:02 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:57 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:50 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:43 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:37 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:34 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:33 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:32 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:26 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:22 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:21 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:19 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:18 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:17 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:13 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:02 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:01 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:00 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:59 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:58 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:57 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:34 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:27 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:21 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:17 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:11 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:06 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:05 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:04 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:03 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:02 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:00 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:57 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:55 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:51 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:44 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:43 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:41 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:40 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:39 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:38 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:37 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:36 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:33 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:22 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:21 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:20 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:15 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:13 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:10 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:09 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:07 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:03 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:02 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:57 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:56 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:53 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:49 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:42 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:41 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:33 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:31 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:30 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:29 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:28 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:27 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:25 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:23 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:21 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:20 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:15 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:13 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:12 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:11 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:08 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:05 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:01 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:00 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:59 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:57 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:53 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:47 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:45 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:41 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:37 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:35 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:33 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:29 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:21 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:20 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:11 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:09 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:01 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:58 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:53 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:49 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:46 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:45 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:41 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:39 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:38 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:31 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:25 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:24 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:06 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:01 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:57 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:49 Caption #756

Board

[Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.

<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...

<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.

<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.

<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...

<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.

<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post