[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 95 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:09Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:07Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:05Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:01Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:50Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:48Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:26Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:24Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:21Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:20Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:18Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:17Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:16Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:14Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:08Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:59Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:58Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:53Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:52Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:45Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:43Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:42Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:41Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:34Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:25Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:23Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:22Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:21Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:17Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:59Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:57Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:56Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:55Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:54Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:51Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:50Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:37Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:35Caption #803

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post