[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 345 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:07Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:05Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:04Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:02Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:00Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:59Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:57Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:54Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:50Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:45Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:44Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:43Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:42Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:41Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:40Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:38Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:36Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:35Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:32Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:26Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:25Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:22Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:21Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:20Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:16Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:14Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:13Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:11Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:10Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:09Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:07Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:06Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:05Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:03Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:59Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:57Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:55Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:53Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:52Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:51Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:50Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:49Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:38Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:37Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:36Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:35Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:34Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:33Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:32Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:31Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:30Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:29Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:28Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:27Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:25Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:24Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:20Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:19Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:18Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:16Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:05Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:57Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:55Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:54Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:53Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:51Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:50Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:48Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:46Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:39Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:36Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:35Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:30Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:28Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:27Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:26Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:25Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:22Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:18Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:17Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:15Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:13Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:11Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:08Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:07Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:05Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:02Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:01Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:59Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:57Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:55Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:52Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:38Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:37Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:36Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:35Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:34Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:33Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:32Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:30Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:28Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:27Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:21Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:19Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:18Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:10Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:05Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:04Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:02Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:54Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:49Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:44Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:43Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:42Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:41Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:37Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:35Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:33Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:31Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:31Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:30Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:28Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:26Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:21Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:20Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:19Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:14Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:06Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:05Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:55Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:53Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:52Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:51Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:50Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:47Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:44Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:43Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:41Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:40Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:36Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:29Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:28Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:27Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:25Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:23Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:22Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:19Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:16Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:15Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:10Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:08Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:04Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:03Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:58Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:56Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:51Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:50Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:47Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:46Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:44Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:43Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:42Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:41Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:38Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:37Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:36Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:35Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:32Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:28Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:27Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:26Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:19Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:18Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:16Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:11Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:06Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:04Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:03Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:59Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:58Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:55Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:52Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:51Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:47Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:45Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:44Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:42Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:41Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:40Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:39Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:38Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:36Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:32Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:24Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:21Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:20Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:17Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:15Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:09Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:08Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:58Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:56Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:41Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:39Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:36Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:35Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:33Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:31Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:26Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:25Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:22Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:21Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:19Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:12Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:06Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:02Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:56Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:41Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:20Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:18Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:15Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:11Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:10Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:08Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Caption #1

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post