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Most Emailed Photos - 12/21/2003 by Mort
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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood,

If it's somethin' weird and it don't look good,

Who ya gonna call?

SaddamBusters!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Still no internet access, still working until 10pm every night. I have my replayTv back and my powerbook, but what good are they without the internet?

I am thinking of moving to Costa Rica with some friends. I could live without the internet I am pretty sure, I could build a tree house and we could sell webcomic t-shirts to all the tourists. We could use that money to buy fish tacos and we could dance the latin dances at night in the smokey, dimly lit bars.

We would laugh and sing with the natives of the fine land. Our clothing would be scanty and be made solely of light cotton curtains.

We would be happy, like campers.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> That ghost pic is creepy....
<Lauren> I think the middle picture is creepy. The Yahoo caption says that Chap (that's his name) is at a Tokyo amusement park and then goes on to say that the new year will be the year of the monkey according to the Chinese calendar. What has a Santa costumed Japanese monkey got to do with the Chinese new year?
<Lauren> OH, yeah, great caption, Mort.
<guyPaulo> Holy crap. Check out the picture of RuPaul and Tammy Faye Baker together on yahoo today. PLEASE MORT, put them up tomorrow, or better yet, on Wednesday.
<Little Bee> Yes, Mort, PLEASE do what guyPaulo asks:we will all have a heyday with RuPaul and Tammy!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Mort> Wow RuPaul is looking old now.
<MLimburg> Yeah, but the camera adds 20 years. Or something.
<Little Bee> and 20 pounds!
<mypalmike> Oh no! The lady hitting the rat with the hammer is working its way up the charts again!
<mypalmike> Mort, you should definitely move to Costa Rica.
<Mort> Uh thanks... I think.


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