Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 04/06/2006

by Mort

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Not everyone has taste. Some people lacking in discernment easily fall prey to new fads like golden fur ski masks.

Here are two examples of this year's fashion victims.

The bands of Jupiter

Trying to look part of a planetary system has never been recommended.

Chihuahuan cast-a-ways of Paris wannabies

These once sort after handbag accessories can now be found roaming in packs at local Tiffany's, harassing the staff into giving them diamond studded collars.

(Reuters)

(The Canadian Press)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<reddman> O M G !!!

<miss. girl> hey sexy! im lookinfora guy to buy me a drink!!

<Ghost Monkey> Sit right down next to me. HEY MORT...Give this lady whatever she wants! And put it on Kumihos tab!

<Kumiho> Buddy, I'm the bartender. You don't put it on my tab, you tip me for not cutting you off.

<hey> this is my stupid sentence

<Lauren> Today is Wednesday. Wednesday will always be guest day. Even though the pix are old and stale, let's see if we can come up with some more interesting captions, okay? Maybe if we are very, very funny, Mort will come back and change the pictures.

<reddmon> Today is ~~Wednesday~~ Easter. ~~Wednesday~~ Sunday will always be guest day. Even though the pix are old and stale, let's see if we can come up with some more interesting captions, okay? Maybe if we are very, very funny, (or very very obscene) Mort will come back and change the pictures. Or maybe monkies will fly.

<Kumiho> I just flew in from Florida, does that count?

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