[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Trying to trim your cat's fur...



...can lead to a complex network of scars.



That's why I buy my cats pre-shorn.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 340 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:23Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:20Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:18Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:17Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:15Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:14Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:13Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:09Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:07Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:06Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:05Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:58Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:57Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:56Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:55Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:54Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:52Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:44Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:42Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:41Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:39Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:38Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:34Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:31Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:29Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:28Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:26Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:24Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:18Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:16Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:14Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:06Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:05Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:04Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:03Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:02Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:59Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:57Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:56Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:54Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:52Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:49Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:47Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:44Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:38Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:35Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:34Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:31Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:30Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:29Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:28Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:27Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:26Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:24Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:21Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:17Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:09Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:08Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:07Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:05Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:03Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:56Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:50Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:45Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:42Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:41Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:38Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:36Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:21Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:19Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:17Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:10Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:57Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:56Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:56Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:51Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:50Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:47Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:44Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:38Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:36Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:34Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:28Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:27Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:26Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:22Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:17Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:06Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:03Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:55Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:54Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:51Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:50Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:46Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:43Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:42Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:37Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:36Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:35Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:34Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:31Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:29Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:28Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:24Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:22Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:19Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:15Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:14Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:12Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:06Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:05Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:03Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:59Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:55Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:52Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:48Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:43Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:38Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:37Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:35Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:34Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:33Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:30Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:28Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:25Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:23Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:22Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:17Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:16Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:14Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:08Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:07Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:57Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:56Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:52Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:48Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:47Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:46Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:44Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:41Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:40Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:38Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:35Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:31Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:28Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:25Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:23Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:22Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:18Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:16Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:15Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:12Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:09Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:04Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:01Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:58Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:55Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:54Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:53Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:50Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:49Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:48Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:46Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:44Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:43Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:42Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:39Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:38Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:32Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:31Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:27Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:26Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:24Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:23Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:22Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:21Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:20Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:18Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:17Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:13Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:43:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:56Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:54Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:53Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:52Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:51Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:48Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:46Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:42Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:41Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:38Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:36Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:35Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:33Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:32Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:30Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:27Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:26Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:25Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:24Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:23Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:15Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:14Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:12Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:11Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:09Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:07Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:01Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:42:00Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:59Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:52Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:51Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:50Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:48Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:46Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:45Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:40Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:37Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:36Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:29Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:41:24Caption #403

Board [Post Message]


There are 22 messages for this day.
<Carol> There is a mention of axolotls in "I Like Your Pants" on rathergood.com: ...www.rathergood.com...
I would not have known what axolotls are, except for MEP!
<Lauren> Sunday, February 12th: 22" of fresh powder everywhere around here. Chester Co., PA is snowed in. What's it like where you are?
<Axolotl> And I wouldn't have known about Spongmonkeys or the Tourettaphone if it wasn't for rathergood.com.
<JP> And I would never have known where to hook up with a fenfen, viagra, and tamiflu dealer if it weren't for MEP! Thanks to Mort, I'm thinner, harder, and closer to death than ever.
<Carol> Lauren, it looks like everyplace is snowed in with spam.
<Mort> Ignore me just testing to try and get rid of spam
<Lauren> Happy Valentine's Day!

[I know this is a day late, but it looks like the regulars might not visit everyday anymore, so most of them will never know.]

<Axolotl> Mort, make everyone preview comments to the front page and solve a simple puzzle to post.

Like show three buttons with pics of a cat, a chick and tragedy a happy monkey! Then just the text "Click the monkey to post.

<Lauren> I am NOT a happy monkey right now. I am worried that Mort doesn't like monkies anymore.
<Mort> Oh I do Lauren, so very much.

Axolotl, I was thinking of something along those lines, but your solution was much cuter. I already disabled posting on the board for anytime more than a month ago.

<Lauren> I guess it's no more time travelling for guyPaulo, et al.

<Kumiho> Booo, I want to time travel.
<Lauren> Okay, so does anyone know what the above two posts are about or what caused them? This is even more disturbing on some levels than the spam, which so obviously begs you not to bother reading it.
<Lauren> I see what you're saying, e99WeXmOD9, but don't you think it would be better to leave well enough alone?
<JP> I'd like to buy a vowel. Why doesn't anyone post spam about THAT? Geez.
<jellyloo> I understand it! It all makes sense now!
<Mort> I've added a lil spam blocking element to posting on the board. Remember, too much tilt and you will lose your credits.

Thanks for the idea Axolotl.

<JP> This slot machine is broken.
<Mort> Doesn't seem broken to me.
<Axolotl> I wanted was some herbal V1@g_R@, but only got a sweet website full of monkeys and funny people!
<JP> Yeah, it's broken! I haven't gotten three of anything! Just spam, monkey, viagra. Viagra monkey spam. Spam Viagra Monkey. I keep putting silver dollars into my a: drive and I'm going broke! I think this slot machien is broken and I'd like to speak to the management!
<Lauren> Day 18: Still the same fucking pictures here. No relief in sight. Forced to re-read postsecret page again. At least they change the pix once a week....


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post