[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 262 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:44Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:38Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:27Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:26Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:05Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:03Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:02Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:47Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:45Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:36Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:32Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:18Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:14Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:58Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:47Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:31Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:30Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:25Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:17Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:13Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:12Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:11Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:03Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:57Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:46Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:43Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:41Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:40Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:38Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:37Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:33Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:31Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:29Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:24Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:16Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:08Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:01Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:00Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:59Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:58Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:53Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:49Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:48Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:46Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:45Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:43Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:40Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:38Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:34Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:29Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:27Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:26Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:22Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:21Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:17Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:16Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:13Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:04Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:58Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:54Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:48Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:47Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:45Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:37Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:36Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:32Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:31Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:29Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:22Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:17Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:14Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:11Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Caption #69

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post