[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:04Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:03Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:01Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:52Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:46Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:41Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:30Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:23Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:18Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:15Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:13Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:12Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:08Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:07Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:03Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:02Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:57Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:53Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:51Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:48Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:47Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:45Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:43Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:38Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:33Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:32Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:31Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:30Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:29Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:26Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:24Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:22Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:18Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:14Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:05Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:02Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:01Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:58Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:54Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:53Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:52Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:51Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:50Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:49Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:46Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:45Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:42Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:37Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:36Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:31Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:27Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:25Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:21Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:14Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:12Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:08Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:04Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:03Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:02Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:01Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:00Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:56Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:52Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:49Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:47Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:42Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:40Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:36Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:33Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:30Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:29Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:20Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:13Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:06Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:05Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:04Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:02Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:01Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:55Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:54Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:50Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:39Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:36Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:34Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:32Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:30Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:25Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:23Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:19Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:18Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:16Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:13Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:11Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:10Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:09Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:01Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:59Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:56Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:49Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:44Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:37Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:36Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:35Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:31Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:30Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:29Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:19Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:17Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:13Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:09Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:07Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:01Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:59Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:58Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:57Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:56Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:55Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:48Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:47Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:45Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:44Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:37Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:32Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:31Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:29Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:28Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:27Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:25Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:23Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:22Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:21Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:20Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:17Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:15Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:11Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:05Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:04Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:03Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:02Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:59Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:57Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:52Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:47Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:45Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:44Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:38Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:34Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:31Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:30Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:28Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:27Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:26Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:24Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:22Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:18Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:17Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:16Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:07Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:55Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:54Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:52Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:51Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:50Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:47Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:46Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:45Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:42Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:41Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:40Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:37Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:32Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:24Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:20Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:19Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:15Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:07Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:06Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:01Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:00Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:59Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:55Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:51Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:45Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:39Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:34Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:31Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:30Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:29Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:28Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:27Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:26Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:25Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:24Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:23Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:12Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:09Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:08Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:06Main Page

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post