[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:57Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:55Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:54Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:53Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:51Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:50Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:47Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:45Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:43Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:39Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:31Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:29Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:26Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:24Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:23Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:22Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:18Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:16Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:14Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:12Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:10Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:09Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:07Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:06Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:04Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:02Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:57Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:54Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:37Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:33Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:32Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:31Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:27Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:24Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:23Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:21Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:15Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:13Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:11Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:10Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:59Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:57Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:55Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:54Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:53Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:50Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:46Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:45Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:44Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:39Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:37Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:31Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:30Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:29Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:25Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:20Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:18Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:12Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:09Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:02Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:59Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:54Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:53Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:48Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:42Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:41Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:34Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:28Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:18Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:16Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:13Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:11Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:09Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:04Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:02Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:01Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:57Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:53Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:49Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:38Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:31Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:29Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:28Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:24Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:23Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:19Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:12Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:11Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:10Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:07Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:06Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:04Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:57Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:56Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:40Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:36Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:29Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:28Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:27Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:24Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:21Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:20Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:15Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:07Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:06Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:05Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:04Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:03Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:01Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:00Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:57Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:52Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:51Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:50Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:38Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:36Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:33Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:29Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:25Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:24Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:16Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:10Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:05Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:04Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:02Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:01Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:56Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:52Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:46Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:45Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:44Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:41Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:40Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:39Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:38Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:35Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:34Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:32Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:25Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:23Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:22Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:21Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:20Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:13Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:08Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:01Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:00Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:58Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:53Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:50Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:49Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:37Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:33Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:30Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:25Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:17Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:13Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:11Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:09Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:05Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:01Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:01Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:57Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:56Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:55Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:54Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:48Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:40Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:37Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:33Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:26Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:25Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:20Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:16Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:14Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:09Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:08Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:00Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:58Caption #276

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...

There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post