[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 242 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:51Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:49Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:47Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:46Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:45Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:44Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:43Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:42Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:41Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:34Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:28Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:12Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:59Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:44Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:43Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:32Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:24Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:19Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:16Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:15Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:05Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:04Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:01Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:53Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:44Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:38Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:35Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:31Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:25Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:24Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:19Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:06Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:03Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:57Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:54Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:43Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:40Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:39Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:35Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:34Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:27Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:23Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:16Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:11Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:05Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:03Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:01Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:00Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:57Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:55Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:54Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:53Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:47Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:46Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:41Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:39Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:32Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:30Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:29Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:25Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:19Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:14Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:11Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:04Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:59Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:58Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:55Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:43Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:39Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:31Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:30Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:29Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:25Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:24Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:17Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:16Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:14Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:11Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:08Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:04Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:00Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:59Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:55Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:51Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:49Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:47Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:44Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:39Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:37Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:35Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:31Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:30Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:27Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:19Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:17Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:15Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:13Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:07Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:05Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:03Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:58Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:55Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:51Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:50Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:45Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:42Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:39Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:35Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:34Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:31Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:29Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:22Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:20Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:13Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:11Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:01Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:50Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:43Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:41Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:40Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:38Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:27Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:24Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:18Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:15Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:13Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:09Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:05Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:00Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:58Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:56Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:55Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:53Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:47Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:42Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:39Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:38Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:37Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:32Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:30Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:28Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:26Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:23Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:17Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:15Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:11Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:06Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:02Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:00Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:56Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:55Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:54Caption #883

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post