[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 319 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:38Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:35Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:34Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:31Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:30Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:29Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:27Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:25Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:24Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:22Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:21Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:20Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:19Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:17Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:15Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:14Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:13Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:11Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:07Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:06Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:05Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:04Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:01Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:58Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:55Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:54Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:52Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:49Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:48Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:45Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:41Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:39Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:38Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:37Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:36Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:35Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:33Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:32Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:30Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:29Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:26Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:24Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:22Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:21Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:20Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:19Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:18Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:15Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:14Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:13Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:11Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:10Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:09Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:08Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:07Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:06Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:05Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:04Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:01Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:58Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:56Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:55Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:53Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:52Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:46Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:38Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:37Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:33Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:30Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:29Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:25Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:14Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:11Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:05Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:02Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:59Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:49Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:45Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:35Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:26Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:25Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:10Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:06Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:05Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:04Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:02Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:56Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:54Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:53Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:52Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:50Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:47Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:46Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:44Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:42Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:38Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:30Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:28Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:27Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:25Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:24Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:23Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:22Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:21Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:11Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:10Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:08Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:02Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:00Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:59Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:57Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:56Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:53Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:52Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:51Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:50Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:48Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:47Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:44Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:43Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:40Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:37Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:35Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:34Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:26Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:25Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:23Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:22Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:20Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:19Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:18Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:17Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:11Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:00Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:58Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:57Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:55Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:51Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:50Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:49Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:48Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:47Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:46Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:45Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:44Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:43Caption #630

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...

There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post