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Axolotl - 10/12/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I started small learning all the tricks and tips I could on how to get pussy.

I worked my up to more challenging conquests. Pussy is easy to acquire, even famous pussy, once you understand a few basic rules.

My best tip you ask? Ok here it is:

You would be suprised what a woman would do for a large piece of jewellery!



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<ElvisThePelvis> Obvious, but fun none the less.

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