I started small learning all the tricks and tips I could on how to get pussy.
I worked my up to more challenging conquests. Pussy is easy to acquire, even famous pussy, once you understand a few basic rules.
My best tip you ask? Ok here it is:
You would be suprised what a woman would do for a large piece of jewellery!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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