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Most Emailed Photos - 08/26/2004 by Mort
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Just my luck, reincarnated again.

I know I should be doing something to the girls, but all I feel like doing is humping their legs.

Serves me right, stuck in a body that wants to sniff butts.

- Joseph Stalin (deceased)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Standards are going up here.
<superwoman biatch> I once had a guy try to hump my leg. Always wondered what the reasoning for that could have been now it all makes sense!
<David Byrden> I'm sure your leg is very nice.
<SEXMAN> FACK YOU MAN
<shi_jwan@yahoo.com> hi im bryar from iraq i live in Erbil i like fack boy
<le-fou_du-net> salut
<le-fou_du-net> adresse msn and you sexman
<king znupp> were the bicth's at homes


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