[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 95 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:08Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:07Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:05Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:04Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:02Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:01Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:58Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:53Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:52Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:51Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:49Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:37Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:35Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:34Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:27Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:25Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:24Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:24Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:22Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:21Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:11Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:09Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:08Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:06Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:04Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:02Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:59Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:57Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:56Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:51Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:44Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:39Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:38Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:37Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:32Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:31Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:30Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:29Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:26Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:22Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:20Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:18Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:15Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:13Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:12Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:10Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:06Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:05Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:01Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:00Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:59Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:58Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:57Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:52Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:51Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:50Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:47Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:42Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:39Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:18Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:13Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:04Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:03Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:54Caption #73

Board [Post Message]

This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.



The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....
<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.
<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.
<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*
<meri> hi
<Mort> Hey!
<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.
<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.
<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!
<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.
<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.
<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.
<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.
<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post