Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 04/26/2004

by Mort

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Everyone loves bush babies!

Except for George, he only loved going into the bush to shoot them dead,

and when you think he's sitting there looking grave and dignified, he's actually pulling the eyes off of snails.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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My life moves on today in front of a panel of my peers. Which way will the jury decide?

There are 10 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> I haven't been posting much the last week or so. Just been feeling really unfunny.

<infosponge> I've just been lurking too. I usually take a look at Mort's caption and then click through to Yahoo to see the rest of the photos. Big mistake today...that guy with the fireworks injury was terrible. I could have done without seeing that.

<3Suns> So Mort's in court today or something? Or is he just making some strange reference to MEP?

<Kumiho> I just read the captioning from the Yahoo site for the snails.. ::snicker:: and just how are the snails dangerous? I mean, if yu take away their pocketknives are they still dangerous?

<Kumiho> Oh, Mort, think we'll see this pix anytime soon?...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> If you read the article about the snails, it says they reproduce rapidly and can destroy large amounts of plant life, including crops. Also they can spread meningitis, and can attach themselves to a human's brainstem and turn them into zombie killers.

<Kumiho> Really? I missed the part about turning people into zombies...

<Mort> Damn snails always leaving a slimy trail of zombie destruction.

<David Byrden> Those slimeballs have no backbone.

<yoyology> "Psst. Hey Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it. That's why he's gonna kill us. So we have to beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy! I'll save you!"
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