[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 362 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:17Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:16Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:10Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:09Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:06Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:05Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:04Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:03Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:51Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:50Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:49Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:48Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:45Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:44Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:43Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:41Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:40Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:39Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:36Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:34Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:33Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:31Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:30Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:29Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:28Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:27Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:24Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:23Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:21Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:20Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:19Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:18Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:16Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:15Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:13Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:12Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:10Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:08Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:06Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:05Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:03Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:59Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:58Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:56Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:55Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:54Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:53Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:52Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:49Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:48Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:44Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:43Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:42Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:40Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:37Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:36Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:35Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:34Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:32Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:31Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:30Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:29Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:27Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:26Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:25Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:24Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:23Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:21Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:20Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:14Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:09Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:07Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:06Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:05Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:04Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:03Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:01Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:59Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:58Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:57Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:55Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:54Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:47Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:46Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:44Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:43Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:42Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:41Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:40Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:39Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:37Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:30Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:29Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:28Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:25Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:24Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:23Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:22Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:20Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:19Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:16Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:15Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:13Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:12Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:11Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:09Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:05Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:04Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:02Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:01Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:59Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:58Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:57Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:56Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:55Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:51Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:48Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:46Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:45Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:44Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:43Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:42Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:40Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:39Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:37Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:35Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:34Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:32Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:31Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:30Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:29Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:26Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:25Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:24Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:21Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:15Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:12Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:11Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:10Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:09Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:08Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:06Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:05Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:01Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:00Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:58Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:57Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:54Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:53Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:52Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:49Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:48Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:47Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:46Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:44Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:42Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:41Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:40Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:37Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:34Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:33Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:32Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:28Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:27Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:26Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:21Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:19Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:18Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:17Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:16Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:15Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:14Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:13Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:11Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:08Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:03Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:02Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:01Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:00Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:58Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:57Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:56Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:55Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:48Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:47Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:46Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:44Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:39Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:38Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:37Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:36Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:35Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:34Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:31Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:30Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:28Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:27Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:26Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:25Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:24Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:19Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:17Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:14Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:13Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:12Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:11Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:08Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:07Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:05Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:02Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:01Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:00Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:59Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:58Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:57Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:56Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:55Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:54Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:53Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:52Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:51Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:50Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:48Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:47Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:46Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:45Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:44Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:43Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:42Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:41Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:39Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:37Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:32Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:31Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:29Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:28Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:27Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:18Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:17Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:14Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:13Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:11Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:11Caption #442

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post