[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 304 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:12Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:11Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:09Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:08Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:07Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:06Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:01Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:00Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:58Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:56Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:54Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:53Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:51Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:49Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:48Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:43Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:42Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:41Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:40Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:38Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:37Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:36Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:35Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:34Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:33Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:31Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:29Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:28Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:27Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:26Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:24Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:23Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:22Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:21Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:20Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:19Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:18Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:15Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:13Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:12Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:11Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:09Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:08Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:06Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:05Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:03Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:02Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:01Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:00Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:59Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:57Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:54Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:53Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:52Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:50Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:47Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:46Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:45Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:44Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:43Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:41Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:40Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:37Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:36Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:34Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:33Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:32Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:31Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:30Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:29Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:28Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:27Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:26Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:25Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:22Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:20Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:19Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:18Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:16Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:15Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:14Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:13Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:10Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:08Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:06Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:05Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:03Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:01Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:00Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:59Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:58Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:57Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:56Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:55Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:49Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:47Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:46Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:44Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:41Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:38Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:37Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:36Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:35Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:34Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:31Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:30Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:28Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:27Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:26Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:25Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:24Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:23Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:18Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:15Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:14Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:13Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:12Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:11Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:09Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:08Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:07Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:06Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:05Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:04Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:02Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:01Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:00Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:56Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:55Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:53Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:51Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:50Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:49Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:47Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:46Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:45Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:42Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:38Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:35Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:34Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:33Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:32Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:29Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:27Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:24Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:23Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:22Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:21Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:15Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:14Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:11Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:09Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:08Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:03Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:59Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:58Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:56Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:53Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:51Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:48Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:46Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:45Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:43Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:39Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:38Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:37Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:32Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:27Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:24Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:23Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:22Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:19Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:18Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:16Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:08Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:06Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:04Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:03Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:02Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:56Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:50Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:49Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #173

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post