[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 157 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:31Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:30Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:28Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:26Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:24Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:23Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:18Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:08Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:06Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:05Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:04Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:03Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:02Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:59Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:58Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:57Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:56Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:55Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:54Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:53Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:51Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:48Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:46Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:43Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:41Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:40Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:39Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:31Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:28Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:24Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:23Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:22Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:21Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:20Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:19Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:18Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:17Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:16Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:15Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:14Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:13Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:11Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:07Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:06Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:05Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:01Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:56Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:53Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:50Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:44Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:41Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:39Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:26Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:23Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:19Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:18Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:16Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:14Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:13Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:12Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:10Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:09Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:08Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:07Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:06Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:05Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:02Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:59Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:58Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:57Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:56Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:54Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:46Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:45Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:44Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:40Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:37Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:35Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:34Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:33Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:32Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:31Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:30Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:24Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:21Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:18Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:17Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:16Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:15Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:14Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:13Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:03Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:02Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:01Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:54Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:52Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:51Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:50Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:49Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:48Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:47Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:46Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:44Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:43Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:42Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:38Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:37Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:36Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:35Caption #285

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post