[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/18/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

When I sweep you out of this slurry,

When I take you out for a slutty, with no thiiiiiinng on top!
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 215 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:44Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:27Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:05Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:58Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:56Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:46Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:23Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:28Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:43Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:38Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:26Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:15Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:13Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:05Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:51Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:25Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:02Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:59Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:33Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:31Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:29Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:24Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:14Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:07Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:04Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:51Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:50Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:37Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:34Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:31Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:30Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:23Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:21Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:16Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:04Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:03Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:54Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:51Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:50Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:44Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:36Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:31Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:30Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:29Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:27Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:26Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:17Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:15Caption #72

Board [Post Message]


Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

I can't say I am strictly fond of musicals, but there is something about that damn Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry song. I think the devil's work is behind it, I can't stop singing it sometimes, and often I don't rightly mind too much.

Oh, what a beautiful mornin', a friday morning. Can it get much better? Ev'rything's goin' my way.

Ok I'll stop now, back to listening to The Smiths and The Cure, and reading my book at 11:30 sharp.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Woke up to about five inches of white stuff, and still snowing. Will Spring never come to the Northeast? Will I have to leave this frozen tundra to finally smell the blooming bulb plants and lilac that herald warmer weather? Send help.
<Carol> We got that snow earlier in the week, and a lot more of it. Don't worry, it will be gone in a couple of days.
<Carol> I will try sending out psychic subliminal suggestions for the return of mypalmike. Or, of course, possibly he could just read about them here ... my aim is not very good with the psychic suggestions, who-knows-what could end up being summoned.
<Lauren> Probably another Roger Mexico alter ego.
<3Suns> Are you waking up to five inches of white stuff? Sick of living with a dry, itchy scalp? Try Selsun Blue!
<Kumiho> Wow, I guess I shouldn't mention that my yellow jasmin is in bloom, or that all the cherry trees are littering their pink blossoms all over the place.
<3Suns> Kumiho mentioned
her cherry blossoms blooming.
Perv joke, or haiku?
<Kumiho> That depends 3Suns
do you get off on plants sex
organs? I do not.
<obtuse> WANT HARDCORE ACTION?
HOT HOT STAMEN ON PISTILS!
CLICK HERE FOR INFO!
<Kumiho> Okay obtuse, you win.
<mypalmike> Hey everyone, I'm back from San José de Cabo, Mexico! What a great little vacation. But I did not see Roger Mexico there. And I left my nice Fuji digital camera at the hotel. Oh well, I guess I'm due for an upgrade to a new 20 gigapixel cameras anyhow. Here's a tip to other pale white people: when applying suntan lotion, apply liberally and consistently, or you may end up with a weird swirly-shaped sunburn.
<mypalmike> Kumiho was not from Nantucket
She grew cherry plants in a bucket...
<Lauren> Welcome back mike. We missed you. I had a 'thing' about moving to Baja California after 911. I figured it was somewhat close to the US but of little strategic consequence in the grand scheme of things. Then I realized that description also fit Philadelphia, so I stayed put.
<mypalmike> Oh and thanks for the psychic suggestions, Carol.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post