[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/18/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

When I sweep you out of this slurry,

When I take you out for a slutty, with no thiiiiiinng on top!
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 274 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:26Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:25Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:24Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:19Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:15Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:13Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:12Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:08Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:06Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:59Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:47Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:45Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:44Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:38Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:37Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:36Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:33Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:31Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:30Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:25Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:23Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:21Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:17Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:14Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:05Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:00Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:57Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:56Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:50Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:46Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:43Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:39Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:38Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:37Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:35Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:28Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:24Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:21Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:16Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:15Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:14Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:13Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:07Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:06Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:00Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:58Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:54Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:51Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:48Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:46Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:42Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:37Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:35Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:27Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:23Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:22Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:16Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:13Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:12Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:08Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:04Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:00Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:56Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:51Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:48Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:47Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:45Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:36Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:32Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:25Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:10Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:06Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:01Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:00Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:59Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:58Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:54Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:47Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:46Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:45Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:43Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:42Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:41Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:40Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:38Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:35Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:32Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:30Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:25Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:24Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:22Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:17Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:06Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:55Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:52Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:51Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:45Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:39Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:22Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:03Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:01Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:58Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:55Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:53Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:51Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:41Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:33Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:32Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:23Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:14Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:05Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:51Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:46Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:45Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:44Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:43Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:42Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:41Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:39Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:38Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:37Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:35Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:30Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:29Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:27Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:26Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:25Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:24Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:23Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:22Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:21Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:16Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:15Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:12Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:10Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:09Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:08Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:04Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:54Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:53Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:52Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:42Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:41Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:29Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:23Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:22Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:21Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:20Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:18Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:16Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:15Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:11Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:09Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:06Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:04Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:01Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:55Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:53Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:52Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:50Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:48Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:46Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:42Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:34Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:29Caption #190

Board [Post Message]


Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

I can't say I am strictly fond of musicals, but there is something about that damn Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry song. I think the devil's work is behind it, I can't stop singing it sometimes, and often I don't rightly mind too much.

Oh, what a beautiful mornin', a friday morning. Can it get much better? Ev'rything's goin' my way.

Ok I'll stop now, back to listening to The Smiths and The Cure, and reading my book at 11:30 sharp.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Woke up to about five inches of white stuff, and still snowing. Will Spring never come to the Northeast? Will I have to leave this frozen tundra to finally smell the blooming bulb plants and lilac that herald warmer weather? Send help.
<Carol> We got that snow earlier in the week, and a lot more of it. Don't worry, it will be gone in a couple of days.
<Carol> I will try sending out psychic subliminal suggestions for the return of mypalmike. Or, of course, possibly he could just read about them here ... my aim is not very good with the psychic suggestions, who-knows-what could end up being summoned.
<Lauren> Probably another Roger Mexico alter ego.
<3Suns> Are you waking up to five inches of white stuff? Sick of living with a dry, itchy scalp? Try Selsun Blue!
<Kumiho> Wow, I guess I shouldn't mention that my yellow jasmin is in bloom, or that all the cherry trees are littering their pink blossoms all over the place.
<3Suns> Kumiho mentioned
her cherry blossoms blooming.
Perv joke, or haiku?
<Kumiho> That depends 3Suns
do you get off on plants sex
organs? I do not.
<obtuse> WANT HARDCORE ACTION?
HOT HOT STAMEN ON PISTILS!
CLICK HERE FOR INFO!
<Kumiho> Okay obtuse, you win.
<mypalmike> Hey everyone, I'm back from San José de Cabo, Mexico! What a great little vacation. But I did not see Roger Mexico there. And I left my nice Fuji digital camera at the hotel. Oh well, I guess I'm due for an upgrade to a new 20 gigapixel cameras anyhow. Here's a tip to other pale white people: when applying suntan lotion, apply liberally and consistently, or you may end up with a weird swirly-shaped sunburn.
<mypalmike> Kumiho was not from Nantucket
She grew cherry plants in a bucket...
<Lauren> Welcome back mike. We missed you. I had a 'thing' about moving to Baja California after 911. I figured it was somewhat close to the US but of little strategic consequence in the grand scheme of things. Then I realized that description also fit Philadelphia, so I stayed put.
<mypalmike> Oh and thanks for the psychic suggestions, Carol.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post