[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I, Ms. Twinkles have finally brought an end to the terrorism of the evil canine regime.

With shock and awe I defeated them, their leaders' bodies hung up in public for all to see.

I have found their weapons of mass destruction. Acres upon acres of monkey pox catnip, irresistible and yet so deadly.

Now, I, Ms. Twinkles vow that I will destroy all other forms of terrorism.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 408 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:21Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:18Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:04Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:54Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:50Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:48Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:46Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:43Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:42Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:41Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:40Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:38Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:36Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:34Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:32Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:29Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:27Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:26Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:25Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:24Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:23Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:22Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:21Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:20Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:19Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:18Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:16Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:10Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:03Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:02Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:00Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:58Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:56Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:54Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:52Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:50Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:47Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:45Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:41Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:40Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:38Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:36Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:34Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:32Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:23Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:22Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:20Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:19Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:17Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:16Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:12Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:04Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:03Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:02Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:00Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:56Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:46Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:44Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:41Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:39Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:38Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:37Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:34Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:30Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:20Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:18Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:17Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:15Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:13Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:12Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:10Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:08Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:07Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:03Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:57Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:54Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:53Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:51Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:48Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:36Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:34Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:33Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:31Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:26Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:25Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:23Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:15Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:11Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:10Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:01Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:54Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:47Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:40Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:34Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:31Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:11Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:43Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:42Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:40Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:38Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:34Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:32Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:27Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:19Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:18Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:06Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:03Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:58Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:56Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:54Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:53Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:45Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:44Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:43Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:40Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:38Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:36Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:35Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:31Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:30Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:27Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:26Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:24Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:19Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:08Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:07Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:06Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:56Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:55Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:54Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:53Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:50Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:48Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:45Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:42Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:34Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:29Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:25Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:23Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:17Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:14Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:06Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:53Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:28Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:12Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:07Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:40Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #131

Board [Post Message]

Even now I have such bittersweet memories of our love. That day we spent on the beach of PepsiCola™ -- the sea -- the sand -- the copulating sand flies we discovered in your navel. Oh! I wish so dearly, dear, that we had followed their example.

We dug deep diagonal holes into the sand towards each other. Down and down we delved, our fingertips raw, our whole bodies aching from exertion. I found a beer bottle in my hole, you one upped me by roughly pulling out Robert Downey Junior all naked and crab encrusted.

My fingers roamed deeper, like an obstinate otter, pushing aside everything in an attempt to enter your hole. Your back was arched in effort as you stretched yourself -- like Debbie doing Dallas -- to reach around to find my own dark passage.

I heard you gasp as finally the barriers between us came crumbling down. We shared such a secret touch, such a sensual touch, as our fingertips met deep down below.

Then just as suddenly my world became awash with flotsam and jetsam as a wave the size of my cable bill came crashing down upon us.

Our fingers became disconnected, my arm became disjointed, as the tide was ripped back to the sea.

I stood up spluttering, spitting warm salty liquid out of my mouth. You were nowhere to be seen. I heard a cry that was oddly reminiscent of an albatross gargling Absolute Citron, but still you were nowhere to be seen.

Where have you gone my sweetest friend?

There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Mort's rants are almost as good as the captions.
<yoyology> I'm impressed at the un-looked-for return of Ms. Twinkles.
<JulieK> Eww today's photos are gross. And the mortrant is pretty good. And special.
<Jmofwiw> You might like tomorrow better: The up-and-comers appear to be the Sport Illustrated model, the tripping model, and the tiny little dogs.
<Jmofwiw> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

This one is low on the list-- but it's deeply strange.

<Pedro Gonzales> Those chiwawas would make for a good caption! Especially if the one next to it was the dog meat caption of today!
<Ren> Mexican asthma-hound chihuahua!
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I am back from Australia and New Zealand. Can I just say, I am jealous of any person who live in New Zealand. NZ is just about the most beautiful place on earth that I have seen. I put pictures on www.robotthoughts.com, but they are mainly shots of animals I found in Australia and Mountains in New Zealand.
<Mort> I am celebrating the up coming V-Day with a series of (maybe amusing) love tragedies.

Why don't you all vote on what images you want up for guest day. List your top three images from the full list, in the order of preference.

<Mort> Welcome back Elvis! I have also heard wonderful things about New Zealand, any place with that many sheep, is a place where I should visit.
<Jmofwiw> I don't know what I'd write about them... but I like

The little dogs: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Diaper Dude: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Shrink-wrapped Mimes: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Jmofwiw> Those pics are great. The mountains-- the landscape-- in New Zealand are just amazing.
<guyPaulo> The pic of the fallen model is good......
<Lauren> Fallen Model, Chihuahuas and sunset
<David Byrden> You know the Coldplay song that won the Grammy last night? You know that piano riff that runs all the way through it?
There's a near identical riff in this '70s song from the Motors. I smell plagiarism.
...www.lyricsdomain.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Thanks!

And the diaper dude has to be there on Wednesday. I have like 50 captions in my head for diaper dude. Please do the diaper dude...

<mypalmike> You've got lots of pics of New Zealand, but everyone's looking at the one of the shrubs that happen to be blocked by you and a lady friend.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, why that one I don't know.
<mypalmike> Mort's caption kicks ass today, by the way.
<Mort> Wow you are early on buttering me up for guest day Mike.
<guyPaulo> AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry. I just read Mort caption and its the funniest thing mankind has ever created. Which makes sense because Mort is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever. Which is neat because MEP is the best..... awwww screw it. I can't kiss any more ass today.
<Mort> I think Rhys Ifans is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever.
<george> you guys fuken suck dick!!!!
<george> guyPaulo have you concidered going to hell?
<naomi lees > 
<julie> what the hell is this you guys are frigen sick in the head with these frigan dogs and what the hell are you doing to it are you hanging it because if you are you should see a theropist you sick fuck!
<Online Generic Pharmacy> Men Health pharmacy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... cheap prices, quality products, fast delivery.
Impotence Pills - buy online at the best sexual health pharmacy on the net.
Erectyle Dysfunction - buy magic blue pills for sexual health.
Buy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Soft Tabs - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
No prescription Drugs on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Hair loss pills Buy Propecia - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Meridia at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... Meridia diet pills,
Weight Loss
Buy Online Prozac at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Order sexual health drugs, cheap prices - ...www.viagra-plus.com...
Online Pharmacy cheap medications online at ...www.buy-via-gra.com...
<googleguy> Acomplia >> ...groups.google.com...
Viagra Alternative >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Cialis >> ...groups.google.com...
Stanford >> ...www.stanford.ed...
Celexa >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Propecia >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Zoloft >> ...groups.google.com...
Order Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...
Generic Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post