Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I, Ms. Twinkles have finally brought an end to the terrorism of the evil canine regime.

With shock and awe I defeated them, their leaders' bodies hung up in public for all to see.

I have found their weapons of mass destruction. Acres upon acres of monkey pox catnip, irresistible and yet so deadly.

Now, I, Ms. Twinkles vow that I will destroy all other forms of terrorism.

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:48 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:46 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:44 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:41 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:33 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:32 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:28 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:25 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:23 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:20 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:19 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:17 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:16 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:15 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:14 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:13 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:11 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:08 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:07 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:05 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:03 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:15:02 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:59 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:57 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:54 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:50 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:49 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:48 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:46 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:44 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:42 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:38 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:26 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:25 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:24 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:23 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:22 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:21 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:20 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:19 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:18 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:17 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:14 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:13 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:12 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:07 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:06 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:03 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:02 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:59 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:53 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:50 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:49 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:46 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:45 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:35 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:32 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:31 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:30 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:29 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:26 Caption #994

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:24 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:21 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:20 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:19 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:09 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:07 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:06 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:03 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:58 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:57 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:56 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:55 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:50 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:49 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:48 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:46 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:44 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:43 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:40 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:39 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:38 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:34 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:31 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:30 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:27 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:23 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:19 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:18 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:16 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:15 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:12 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:10 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:09 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:08 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:01 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:00 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:59 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:56 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:54 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:50 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:49 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:48 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:47 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:44 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:40 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:36 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:31 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:30 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:29 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:27 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:26 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:22 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:19 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:15 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:14 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:13 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:12 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:11 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:09 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:59 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:58 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:57 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:49 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:48 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:47 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:40 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:35 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:32 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:31 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:29 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:27 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:26 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:25 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:23 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:19 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:18 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:17 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:10 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:07 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:04 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:59 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:58 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:54 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:53 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:52 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:50 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:49 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:48 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:47 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:46 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:43 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:41 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:39 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:38 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:36 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:35 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:32 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:31 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:28 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:27 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:23 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:21 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:19 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:17 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:16 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:15 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:14 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:09 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:07 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:59 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:58 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:54 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:51 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:49 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:48 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:42 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:40 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:38 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:37 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:36 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:32 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:31 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:28 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:27 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:27 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:23 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:17 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:16 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:15 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:11 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:10 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:09 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:08 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:06 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:02 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:01 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:59 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:56 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:50 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:49 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:47 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:46 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:45 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:42 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:39 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:36 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:34 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:30 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:28 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:27 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:19 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:18 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:17 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:16 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:15 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:13 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:10 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:09 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:06 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:03 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:59 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:56 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:54 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:50 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:46 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:44 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:39 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:38 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:37 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:36 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:35 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:33 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:30 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:21 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:19 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:18 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:17 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:16 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:13 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:09 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:06 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:55 Caption #542

Board

[Post Message]

Even now I have such bittersweet memories of our love. That day we spent on the beach of PepsiCola™ -- the sea -- the sand -- the copulating sand flies we discovered in your navel. Oh! I wish so dearly, dear, that we had followed their example.

We dug deep diagonal holes into the sand towards each other. Down and down we delved, our fingertips raw, our whole bodies aching from exertion. I found a beer bottle in my hole, you one upped me by roughly pulling out Robert Downey Junior all naked and crab encrusted.

My fingers roamed deeper, like an obstinate otter, pushing aside everything in an attempt to enter your hole. Your back was arched in effort as you stretched yourself -- like Debbie doing Dallas -- to reach around to find my own dark passage.

I heard you gasp as finally the barriers between us came crumbling down. We shared such a secret touch, such a sensual touch, as our fingertips met deep down below.

Then just as suddenly my world became awash with flotsam and jetsam as a wave the size of my cable bill came crashing down upon us.

Our fingers became disconnected, my arm became disjointed, as the tide was ripped back to the sea.

I stood up spluttering, spitting warm salty liquid out of my mouth. You were nowhere to be seen. I heard a cry that was oddly reminiscent of an albatross gargling Absolute Citron, but still you were nowhere to be seen.

Where have you gone my sweetest friend?

There are 28 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Mort's rants are almost as good as the captions.

<yoyology> I'm impressed at the un-looked-for return of Ms. Twinkles.

<JulieK> Eww today's photos are gross. And the mortrant is pretty good. And special.

<Jmofwiw> You might like tomorrow better: The up-and-comers appear to be the Sport Illustrated model, the tripping model, and the tiny little dogs.

<Jmofwiw> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

This one is low on the list-- but it's deeply strange.

<Pedro Gonzales> Those chiwawas would make for a good caption! Especially if the one next to it was the dog meat caption of today!

<Ren> Mexican asthma-hound chihuahua!

<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I am back from Australia and New Zealand. Can I just say, I am jealous of any person who live in New Zealand. NZ is just about the most beautiful place on earth that I have seen. I put pictures on www.robotthoughts.com, but they are mainly shots of animals I found in Australia and Mountains in New Zealand.

<Mort> I am celebrating the up coming V-Day with a series of (maybe amusing) love tragedies.

Why don't you all vote on what images you want up for guest day. List your top three images from the full list, in the order of preference.

<Mort> Welcome back Elvis! I have also heard wonderful things about New Zealand, any place with that many sheep, is a place where I should visit.

<Jmofwiw> I don't know what I'd write about them... but I like

The little dogs: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Diaper Dude: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Shrink-wrapped Mimes: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Jmofwiw> Those pics are great. The mountains-- the landscape-- in New Zealand are just amazing.

<guyPaulo> The pic of the fallen model is good......

<Lauren> Fallen Model, Chihuahuas and sunset

<David Byrden> You know the Coldplay song that won the Grammy last night? You know that piano riff that runs all the way through it?
There's a near identical riff in this '70s song from the Motors. I smell plagiarism.
...www.lyricsdomain.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Thanks!

And the diaper dude has to be there on Wednesday. I have like 50 captions in my head for diaper dude. Please do the diaper dude...

<mypalmike> You've got lots of pics of New Zealand, but everyone's looking at the one of the shrubs that happen to be blocked by you and a lady friend.

<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, why that one I don't know.

<mypalmike> Mort's caption kicks ass today, by the way.

<Mort> Wow you are early on buttering me up for guest day Mike.

<guyPaulo> AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry. I just read Mort caption and its the funniest thing mankind has ever created. Which makes sense because Mort is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever. Which is neat because MEP is the best..... awwww screw it. I can't kiss any more ass today.

<Mort> I think Rhys Ifans is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever.

<george> you guys fuken suck dick!!!!

<george> guyPaulo have you concidered going to hell?

<naomi lees >

<julie> what the hell is this you guys are frigen sick in the head with these frigan dogs and what the hell are you doing to it are you hanging it because if you are you should see a theropist you sick fuck!

<Online Generic Pharmacy> Men Health pharmacy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... cheap prices, quality products, fast delivery.
Impotence Pills - buy online at the best sexual health pharmacy on the net.
Erectyle Dysfunction - buy magic blue pills for sexual health.
Buy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Soft Tabs - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
No prescription Drugs on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Hair loss pills Buy Propecia - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Meridia at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... Meridia diet pills,
Weight Loss
Buy Online Prozac at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Order sexual health drugs, cheap prices - ...www.viagra-plus.com...
Online Pharmacy cheap medications online at ...www.buy-via-gra.com...

<googleguy> Acomplia >> ...groups.google.com...
Viagra Alternative >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Cialis >> ...groups.google.com...
Stanford >> ...www.stanford.ed...
Celexa >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Propecia >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Zoloft >> ...groups.google.com...
Order Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...
Generic Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post