Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

After a very public argument at Oprah's 50th birthday party, over who had ripped off the most middle-aged women this year, "Dr." Phil was found knifed to death on Hollywood Blvd.

(Police still do not know where the moped came from.)

Police this morning arrested Oprah at her $30 million Santa Barbara "Fairyland" estate on murder charges.

Oprah refused to comment to the press after her bail hearing.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 497 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:26 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:25 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:24 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:22 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:21 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:20 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:19 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:18 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:17 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:16 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:15 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:14 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:13 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:12 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:11 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:10 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:09 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:08 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:07 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:06 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:05 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:04 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:03 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:02 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:01 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:00 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:59 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:58 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:57 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:56 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:55 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:54 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:53 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:52 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:51 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:50 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:49 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:48 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:47 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:46 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:45 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:44 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:43 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:42 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:41 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:40 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:39 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:38 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:37 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:36 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:35 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:33 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:32 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:31 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:29 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:28 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:27 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:26 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:25 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:24 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:23 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:22 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:21 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:20 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:19 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:17 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:14 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:12 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:11 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:10 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:09 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:08 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:07 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:06 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:05 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:04 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:03 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:02 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:01 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:00 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:59 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:58 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:57 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:56 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:55 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:54 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:52 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:51 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:50 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:49 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:48 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:47 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:45 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:44 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:43 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:42 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:41 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:40 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:39 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:38 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:37 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:36 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:35 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:34 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:33 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:32 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:31 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:30 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:28 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:27 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:26 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:25 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:24 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:22 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:21 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:20 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:19 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:18 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:17 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:16 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:15 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:14 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:13 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:12 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:11 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:10 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:09 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:08 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:07 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:06 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:05 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:04 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:01 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:59 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:58 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:57 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:56 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:55 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:54 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:53 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:52 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:51 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:49 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:48 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:46 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:42 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:41 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:40 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:39 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:38 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:37 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:36 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:35 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:34 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:33 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:32 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:31 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:30 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:29 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:28 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:27 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:26 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:25 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:24 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:23 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:22 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:21 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:20 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:19 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:18 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:17 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:16 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:15 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:14 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:13 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:12 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:11 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:10 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:09 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:08 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:07 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:06 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:05 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:04 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:01 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:00 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:59 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:58 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:57 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:56 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:55 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:54 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:53 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:52 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:51 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:50 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:46 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:45 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:44 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:43 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:42 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:40 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:39 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:38 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:37 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:34 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:33 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:32 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:31 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:28 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:27 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:26 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:25 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:24 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:23 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:22 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:21 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:20 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:19 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:17 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:16 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:15 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:13 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:12 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:09 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:08 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:07 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:06 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:05 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:04 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:03 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:02 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:00 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:59 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:58 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:57 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:56 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:54 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:53 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:52 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:50 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:49 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:48 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:47 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:45 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:44 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:43 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:40 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:39 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:38 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:37 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:36 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:34 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:33 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:32 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:31 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:29 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:28 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:25 Caption #992

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:22 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:18 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:17 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:16 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:15 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:14 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:11 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:10 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:09 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:08 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:05 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:04 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:03 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:01 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:00 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:58 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:57 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:56 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:55 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:54 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:53 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:52 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:51 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:50 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:49 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:48 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:45 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:44 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:41 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:40 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:39 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:38 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:37 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:36 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:35 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:34 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:33 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:32 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:31 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:30 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:29 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:28 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:27 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:26 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:25 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:24 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:23 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:20 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:18 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:16 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:13 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:10 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:09 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:08 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:07 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:06 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:05 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:04 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:03 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:02 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:01 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:00 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:59 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:57 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:56 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:54 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:53 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:52 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:51 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:48 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:47 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:46 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:45 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:44 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:43 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:42 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:41 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:40 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:39 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:38 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:36 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:35 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:34 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:33 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:32 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:31 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:30 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:29 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:28 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:26 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:24 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:23 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:22 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:21 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:20 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:19 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:18 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:17 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:16 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:15 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:12 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:10 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:09 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:08 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:07 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:06 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:05 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:04 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:03 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:02 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:01 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:00 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:58 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:57 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:56 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:55 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:54 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:53 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:52 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:49 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:48 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:47 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:46 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:45 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:44 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:43 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:42 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:41 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:40 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:39 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:35 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:33 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:32 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:31 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:30 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:29 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:28 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:28 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:27 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:26 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:24 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:23 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:22 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:21 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:20 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:19 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:18 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:16 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:15 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:14 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:13 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:12 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:11 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:10 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:09 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:08 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:06 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:01 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:00 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:59 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:58 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:57 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:57 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:56 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:55 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:54 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:53 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:52 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:51 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:50 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:48 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:46 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:45 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:44 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:42 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:41 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:40 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:39 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:36 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:34 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:32 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:30 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:29 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:27 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:25 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:24 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:23 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:22 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:20 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:19 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:18 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:16 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:15 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:13 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:12 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:09 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:09 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:08 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:05 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:04 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:03 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:02 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:00 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:59 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:58 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:56 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:55 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:54 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:53 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:52 Caption #2.4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:51 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:50 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:48 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:47 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:46 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:45 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:44 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:43 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:42 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:41 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:40 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:39 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:38 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:37 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:36 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:35 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:33 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:31 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:30 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:29 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:28 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:27 Caption #870

Board

[Post Message]

I was walking alone (as recently I have done so often), to aquire lunch at the fabulous mall food court. As I walked under the shade of the well ordered urban planned trees, I thought hard about all the emotions, memories and dreams I had locked away in fireproof box, and of all the pain, regret and resentment I had thrown in afterwards.

I imagined the box to be a secret garden, and as I walked I let myself for once unlock the gate and step inside.

I sat down on the now rotting bench as I took in what had happened to the once beautifully manicured and ordered tribute to nature that I had once loved to visit. The beds of primroses and marigolds were now just beds of strangling weeds, the carp pond was stagnant and devoid of life, the delicate cherry blossoms had fallen early to the harsh madness of brambles. The birdbath that had once held playful finches, now stood starkly ironic, with it's mocking brass figures of birds bathing in the water. The water that was rust coloured, and which gave the impression in the smog coloured light that the figures of the birds were cheerfully dancing in blood. Order had fallen in the garden, all was now chaos.

Then I began to notice that birds still lived in the secret garden, I heard the happy songs of starlings as they ate berries off the brambles. There were frogs at the edge of the pond and I could see goldfish eating the algae on the surface of the water. Where once I saw weeds were now the complex and subtle shades of wildflowers, with deadly foxgloves standing high and proud.

I felt that this garden was now just as beautiful as the ordered one before it, but it had a much better chance of lasting and remaining resplendent now.

I bought The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett at the mall, a wonderful children's book full of adult meanings and metaphors.

There are 15 messages for this day.

<Lauren> Lovely, Mort. I was glad to see it posted when I peeked in just before heading to Florida for the weekend. Lest you think I am off to have fun, I will tell you the purpose of this trip is to introduce my S.O. to my parents. If you still think this may sound like fun, I need to tell you that my dad is a Stephen King version of a radical right wing WASP. With a mean streak. I usually return from visiting the P's with severe lower back and neck spasms.

<Carol> Omigosh... good luck, Lauren! (I'm at work now so I can't write much.) And I agree about Mort's writing, I hope it is a continuing feature!

<???> Get that SO(B) Dad!

<Jmofwiw> Have a good trip, Lauren, and remember that parental angst is usually rooted in a sincere desire for their children to have happy lives. While they can sometimes be cloying, their intentions are usually good.

<yoyology> The whale offal is, quite literally, putting me off. I can't think of any good captions without the image of the moped awash in filth filling my mind and stopping all thought processes. Yecch!

<guyPaulo> Run with it yoyo. You could get a good caption out of what you just said.

<Jmofwiw> Kind of makes you wonder why a photo of whale guts would be the #1 most emailed photo. Who would you email it to? How would you feel about someone that emailed it to you? Strange things that people do.

<infosponge> I e-mailed it to a few people. I said something to the effect of "hey, no matter how bad your day was, at least a whale didn't explode on your street, right?"

<Jmofwiw> I guess when you put it that way, it does kind of brighten your day.

<ajiav> I don't think I've ever e-mailed a picture to anyone...

<obtuse> I've IMed these photos to people when they start whining about the weather.
...www.edu.gov.nf.ca...

<mypalmike> And I thought the snow in the Sierras was deep!

<3Suns> QOTD (from ...www.business2.com... ):
"U.K. energy company Powergen finds itself so often confused with a similarly named Italian battery maker that it issues a statement disavowing any connection between the two enterprises. It's not so much the Italian company that the Brits want to distance themselves from as its Web address: PowergenItalia.com."

<JulieK> Mort I am sorry that I do not post 10 alternative captions. I am sorry that I lose.

<Mort> Why would you ever lose Julie? I only post one caption.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post