Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

After a very public argument at Oprah's 50th birthday party, over who had ripped off the most middle-aged women this year, "Dr." Phil was found knifed to death on Hollywood Blvd.

(Police still do not know where the moped came from.)

Police this morning arrested Oprah at her $30 million Santa Barbara "Fairyland" estate on murder charges.

Oprah refused to comment to the press after her bail hearing.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 374 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:25 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:24 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:22 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:21 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:20 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:18 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:17 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:16 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:15 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:13 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:12 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:11 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:10 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:07 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:06 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:05 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:01 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:58 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:57 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:56 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:55 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:52 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:51 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:44 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:41 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:40 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:39 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:38 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:37 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:35 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:34 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:31 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:27 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:25 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:24 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:22 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:21 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:20 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:17 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:15 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:13 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:12 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:11 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:10 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:03 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:02 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:59 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:58 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:57 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:56 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:54 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:52 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:51 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:50 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:49 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:48 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:47 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:47 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:43 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:38 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:37 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:36 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:33 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:28 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:25 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:23 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:17 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:15 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:14 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:10 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:06 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:58 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:57 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:54 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:51 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:34 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:27 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:26 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:24 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:23 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:21 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:20 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:19 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:17 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:14 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:12 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:11 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:10 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:02 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:00 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:58 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:54 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:50 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:45 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:44 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:43 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:42 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:41 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:38 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:35 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:34 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:33 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:32 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:29 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:28 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:27 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:26 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:24 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:23 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:19 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:18 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:15 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:13 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:11 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:10 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:09 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:08 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:07 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:06 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:58 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:57 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:56 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:55 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:54 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:53 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:52 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:51 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:50 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:49 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:48 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:47 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:42 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:41 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:39 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:38 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:36 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:35 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:34 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:33 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:32 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:26 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:25 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:24 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:22 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:20 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:19 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:13 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:12 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:11 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:09 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:08 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:06 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:05 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:04 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:01 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:59 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:58 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:47 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:45 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:43 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:42 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:41 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:38 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:36 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:35 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:34 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:32 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:31 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:22 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:21 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:20 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:08 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:01 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:53 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:49 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:48 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:46 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:44 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:42 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:39 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:37 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:36 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:35 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:31 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:30 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:28 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:10 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:06 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:00 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:58 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:46 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:41 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:40 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:31 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:26 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:18 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:04 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:02 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:58 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:51 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:46 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:41 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:39 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:31 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:20 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:18 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:13 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:05 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:03 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:01 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:59 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:58 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:57 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:53 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:51 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:50 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:42 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:41 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:37 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:35 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:33 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:31 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:30 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:26 Caption #545

Board

[Post Message]

I was walking alone (as recently I have done so often), to aquire lunch at the fabulous mall food court. As I walked under the shade of the well ordered urban planned trees, I thought hard about all the emotions, memories and dreams I had locked away in fireproof box, and of all the pain, regret and resentment I had thrown in afterwards.

I imagined the box to be a secret garden, and as I walked I let myself for once unlock the gate and step inside.

I sat down on the now rotting bench as I took in what had happened to the once beautifully manicured and ordered tribute to nature that I had once loved to visit. The beds of primroses and marigolds were now just beds of strangling weeds, the carp pond was stagnant and devoid of life, the delicate cherry blossoms had fallen early to the harsh madness of brambles. The birdbath that had once held playful finches, now stood starkly ironic, with it's mocking brass figures of birds bathing in the water. The water that was rust coloured, and which gave the impression in the smog coloured light that the figures of the birds were cheerfully dancing in blood. Order had fallen in the garden, all was now chaos.

Then I began to notice that birds still lived in the secret garden, I heard the happy songs of starlings as they ate berries off the brambles. There were frogs at the edge of the pond and I could see goldfish eating the algae on the surface of the water. Where once I saw weeds were now the complex and subtle shades of wildflowers, with deadly foxgloves standing high and proud.

I felt that this garden was now just as beautiful as the ordered one before it, but it had a much better chance of lasting and remaining resplendent now.

I bought The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett at the mall, a wonderful children's book full of adult meanings and metaphors.

There are 15 messages for this day.

<Lauren> Lovely, Mort. I was glad to see it posted when I peeked in just before heading to Florida for the weekend. Lest you think I am off to have fun, I will tell you the purpose of this trip is to introduce my S.O. to my parents. If you still think this may sound like fun, I need to tell you that my dad is a Stephen King version of a radical right wing WASP. With a mean streak. I usually return from visiting the P's with severe lower back and neck spasms.

<Carol> Omigosh... good luck, Lauren! (I'm at work now so I can't write much.) And I agree about Mort's writing, I hope it is a continuing feature!

<???> Get that SO(B) Dad!

<Jmofwiw> Have a good trip, Lauren, and remember that parental angst is usually rooted in a sincere desire for their children to have happy lives. While they can sometimes be cloying, their intentions are usually good.

<yoyology> The whale offal is, quite literally, putting me off. I can't think of any good captions without the image of the moped awash in filth filling my mind and stopping all thought processes. Yecch!

<guyPaulo> Run with it yoyo. You could get a good caption out of what you just said.

<Jmofwiw> Kind of makes you wonder why a photo of whale guts would be the #1 most emailed photo. Who would you email it to? How would you feel about someone that emailed it to you? Strange things that people do.

<infosponge> I e-mailed it to a few people. I said something to the effect of "hey, no matter how bad your day was, at least a whale didn't explode on your street, right?"

<Jmofwiw> I guess when you put it that way, it does kind of brighten your day.

<ajiav> I don't think I've ever e-mailed a picture to anyone...

<obtuse> I've IMed these photos to people when they start whining about the weather.
...www.edu.gov.nf.ca...

<mypalmike> And I thought the snow in the Sierras was deep!

<3Suns> QOTD (from ...www.business2.com... ):
"U.K. energy company Powergen finds itself so often confused with a similarly named Italian battery maker that it issues a statement disavowing any connection between the two enterprises. It's not so much the Italian company that the Brits want to distance themselves from as its Web address: PowergenItalia.com."

<JulieK> Mort I am sorry that I do not post 10 alternative captions. I am sorry that I lose.

<Mort> Why would you ever lose Julie? I only post one caption.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post