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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004

by Mort

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My dreams to look after orphaned animals started off well. At 18 years old I was paid very well to weigh-in the contestants of Elephant Kick Boxing.

My success in the field led to a very rewarding job training dogs in subtle ways of the Japanese traditional etiquette.

Until that life changing day when HAL, red hypnotic eye glowing, said to me,
"What are you doing, Mort?".
It was then that I felt the strange urge to internet caption.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Not too funny, but I thought I would try my hand at six connected image internet captioning.

There are 11 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, please put the pictures of the giant sumo dude and the monkey dressed as a sheep up tomorrow Mort.

<yoyology> Too bad you broke the layout, Mort. :-)

<Lauren> I believe the line was, "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

...www.moviesounds.com...

<Lauren> I worked with an Aussie veterinarian named David who fancied himself a computer genius. Thing was, every time he tried to help, he deleted key files like your printer driver or 10 years of data sets. Anyway, I got the key to his office and programed his computer to play the above sound bite every time he hit the return key.

<guyPaulo> Remind me never to piss you off Lauren.

<Lauren> I sent this one to the Dean's Assistant:

...funwavs.com...

It could be why I am currently unemployed....

<guyPaulo> I got a thumbs up from the normally vitriolic NOIP on my 3rd post today. It's proof that we CAN all get along!

<Mort> ...us.imdb.com...
But maybe IMDB is wrong...

<Lauren> I'll bet HAL asked both questions.

<Mike> I like weed

<mypalmike> Different Mike there.

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