[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

My dreams to look after orphaned animals started off well. At 18 years old I was paid very well to weigh-in the contestants of Elephant Kick Boxing.

My success in the field led to a very rewarding job training dogs in subtle ways of the Japanese traditional etiquette.

Until that life changing day when HAL, red hypnotic eye glowing, said to me,
"What are you doing, Mort?".
It was then that I felt the strange urge to internet caption.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:36Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:35Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:34Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:32Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:31Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:29Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:26Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:25Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:24Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:23Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:21Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:20Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:18Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:16Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:15Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:14Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:11Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:10Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:08Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:07Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:02Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:01Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:00Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:59Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:58Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:56Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:55Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:53Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:50Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:48Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:47Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:46Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:45Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:44Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:43Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:41Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:40Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:38Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:37Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:36Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:35Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:33Caption #597

Board [Post Message]

Not too funny, but I thought I would try my hand at six connected image internet captioning.

There are 11 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dear god, please put the pictures of the giant sumo dude and the monkey dressed as a sheep up tomorrow Mort.
<yoyology> Too bad you broke the layout, Mort. :-)
<Lauren> I believe the line was, "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

...www.moviesounds.com...

<Lauren> I worked with an Aussie veterinarian named David who fancied himself a computer genius. Thing was, every time he tried to help, he deleted key files like your printer driver or 10 years of data sets. Anyway, I got the key to his office and programed his computer to play the above sound bite every time he hit the return key.
<guyPaulo> Remind me never to piss you off Lauren.
<Lauren> I sent this one to the Dean's Assistant:

...funwavs.com...

It could be why I am currently unemployed....

<guyPaulo> I got a thumbs up from the normally vitriolic NOIP on my 3rd post today. It's proof that we CAN all get along!
<Mort> ...us.imdb.com...
But maybe IMDB is wrong...
<Lauren> I'll bet HAL asked both questions.
<Mike> I like weed
<mypalmike> Different Mike there.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post