Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

My dreams to look after orphaned animals started off well. At 18 years old I was paid very well to weigh-in the contestants of Elephant Kick Boxing.

My success in the field led to a very rewarding job training dogs in subtle ways of the Japanese traditional etiquette.

Until that life changing day when HAL, red hypnotic eye glowing, said to me,
"What are you doing, Mort?".
It was then that I felt the strange urge to internet caption.

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 104 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:35 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:34 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:33 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:32 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:31 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:30 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:29 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:28 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:27 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:26 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:25 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:24 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:23 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:21 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:19 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:18 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:16 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:13 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:12 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:11 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:10 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:09 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:08 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:07 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:06 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:05 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:04 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:03 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:02 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:01 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:38:00 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:59 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:58 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:57 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:56 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:55 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:54 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:53 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:52 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:51 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:50 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:49 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:48 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:47 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:46 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:45 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:44 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:43 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:42 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:41 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:40 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:39 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:38 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:37 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:36 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:35 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:34 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:33 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:32 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:31 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:30 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:29 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:28 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:25 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:24 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:21 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:20 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:19 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:18 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:17 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:16 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:15 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:14 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:13 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:11 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:10 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:09 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:08 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:07 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:06 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:04 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:03 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:02 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:01 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:37:00 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:59 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:58 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:57 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:56 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:55 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:54 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:53 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:52 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:51 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:50 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:49 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:47 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:46 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:45 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:44 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:36:43 Caption #219

Board

[Post Message]

Not too funny, but I thought I would try my hand at six connected image internet captioning.

There are 11 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, please put the pictures of the giant sumo dude and the monkey dressed as a sheep up tomorrow Mort.

<yoyology> Too bad you broke the layout, Mort. :-)

<Lauren> I believe the line was, "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

...www.moviesounds.com...

<Lauren> I worked with an Aussie veterinarian named David who fancied himself a computer genius. Thing was, every time he tried to help, he deleted key files like your printer driver or 10 years of data sets. Anyway, I got the key to his office and programed his computer to play the above sound bite every time he hit the return key.

<guyPaulo> Remind me never to piss you off Lauren.

<Lauren> I sent this one to the Dean's Assistant:

...funwavs.com...

It could be why I am currently unemployed....

<guyPaulo> I got a thumbs up from the normally vitriolic NOIP on my 3rd post today. It's proof that we CAN all get along!

<Mort> ...us.imdb.com...
But maybe IMDB is wrong...

<Lauren> I'll bet HAL asked both questions.

<Mike> I like weed

<mypalmike> Different Mike there.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post