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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by Mort
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I feel so abandoned now, maybe if I showed off my wares I could get some company tonight.

Maybe if they realized that I had more than a little prick, I would not spend the night alone again.

Oh Saddam, why did you leave our love hole?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I was in the desert, the air was cold, the ground was hot. Some rabbits came for me, their fur was red and matted. I asked of them, "If I go with you, will you tell my friends?"

They just stared at me with their beady red eyes, the one closest to me wrinkled it's nose, I took that as a yes.

Do not fear for me good people, I am safe now underground, the tunnel is tight, but the lettuce is good.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Mort> I was internet disconnected again last night.
For you Lauren - Antonio Cassano.
<yoyology> Can I just say that this is the first time I've had the first caption?
<Lauren> Thank you, Mort. Shall I call the police and cancel the APB?
<Mort> No I like to be cavity searched at least once a month. Keeps everything clear.
<Luminaire> Some people prefer laxatives for that purpose.
<yoyology> But you meet such interesting people!
<Lauren> Might I suggest Panchkarma? Especially if your vata is derranged....

...www.allayurveda.com...

<yoyology> You first, Lauren baby.
<Lauren> Nah... my vata is in perfect harmony with my pitta.


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