[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I feel so abandoned now, maybe if I showed off my wares I could get some company tonight.

Maybe if they realized that I had more than a little prick, I would not spend the night alone again.

Oh Saddam, why did you leave our love hole?
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 278 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:20Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:16Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:15Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:10Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:09Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:07Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:06Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:05Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:04Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:03Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:59Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:58Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:57Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:56Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:54Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:53Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:50Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:47Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:45Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:44Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:42Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:39Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:38Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:37Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:35Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:32Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:31Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:29Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:27Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:25Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:24Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:23Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:22Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:18Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:17Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:16Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:15Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:14Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:13Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:12Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:11Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:10Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:09Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:08Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:07Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:06Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:05Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:04Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:03Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:01Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:54Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:52Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:50Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:49Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:48Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:47Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:46Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:43Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:40Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:39Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:34Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:31Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:20Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:16Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:15Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:09Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:08Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:59Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:57Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:54Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:51Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:41Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:40Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:35Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:30Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:29Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:28Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:27Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:25Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:21Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:19Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:18Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:17Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:08Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:07Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:06Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:05Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:50Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:48Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:46Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:45Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:42Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:38Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:36Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:34Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:33Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:32Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:29Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:28Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:25Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:24Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:20Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:18Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:10Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:07Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:04Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:00Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:59Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:58Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:49Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:46Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:45Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:43Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:35Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:34Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:33Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:32Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:30Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:26Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:25Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:21Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:09Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:05Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:04Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:02Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:49Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:47Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:44Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:42Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:35Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:34Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:32Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:31Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:30Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:20Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:19Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:14Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:13Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:12Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:10Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:08Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:03Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:59Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:56Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:51Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:49Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:48Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:37Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:35Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:32Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:24Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:21Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:20Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:19Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:10Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:09Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:04Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:03Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:00Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:59Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:57Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:50Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:49Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:46Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:42Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:40Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:39Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:38Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:35Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:30Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:26Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:20Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:17Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:13Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:09Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:07Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:51Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:49Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:45Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:36Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:31Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:24Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:23Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:15Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:14Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:02Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:59Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:58Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:55Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:54Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:48Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:40Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:39Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:31Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:22Caption #811

Board [Post Message]

I was in the desert, the air was cold, the ground was hot. Some rabbits came for me, their fur was red and matted. I asked of them, "If I go with you, will you tell my friends?"

They just stared at me with their beady red eyes, the one closest to me wrinkled it's nose, I took that as a yes.

Do not fear for me good people, I am safe now underground, the tunnel is tight, but the lettuce is good.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Mort> I was internet disconnected again last night.
For you Lauren - Antonio Cassano.
<yoyology> Can I just say that this is the first time I've had the first caption?
<Lauren> Thank you, Mort. Shall I call the police and cancel the APB?
<Mort> No I like to be cavity searched at least once a month. Keeps everything clear.
<Luminaire> Some people prefer laxatives for that purpose.
<yoyology> But you meet such interesting people!
<Lauren> Might I suggest Panchkarma? Especially if your vata is derranged....

...www.allayurveda.com...

<yoyology> You first, Lauren baby.
<Lauren> Nah... my vata is in perfect harmony with my pitta.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post