Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003

by ElvisThePelvis

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Yes I love the pussy...

Yes I chase it like a dog...

But NO I am not a dyke!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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The winner this week had to be:

ElvisThePelvis

I'm not even sure if Elvis understood his own caption, but it was still funny.

Honourable mentions go to: kobold47 and guyPaulo.

There are 9 messages for this day.

<Mort> It is Wednesday right? Coz I've been rather confused lately.

<yoyology> Gosh! I'm coming in pretty late in the game here. Lots of bases already covered.

<guyPaulo> Where's yoyo today?

<yoyology> I haven't yet. I come in to work at noon every other Wednesday, and I just haven't thought of anything yet. It will come to me, as in a dream. I know it.

<Mort> Did the number of comments in the pull down help you today? Or did it cause you only to look at the well commented captions?

<mypalmike> Yes and yes.

<ElvisThePelvis> Yes. I made it! Thanks for all the comments and the insightful analysis on which dyke (dike, dork) I was referring to... I though of them all and settled on dyke because it was funnier than dike and the dutch just are not funny.

<guyPaulo> Thanks for the hon-nod mort! There was no way to beat the momentum of Elvis's caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> I would like to apologize to the dutch for any grief my comments above may have caused. I would also like to apologize the KLM Royal Dutch Airlines and their associates, the Dutch Birding Society and the Dutch Dike Preservation society. And finally to my wonderful family and beautiful wife who have stood by me despite my 17 affairs and 3 out of wedlock children.

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