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Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2003 by Mort
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So there I was at the Oscars looking really hot, cameras were snapping me up big time.

When suddenly Joan Rivers came at me, with skin so stretched it was translucent and mouth drooling.
"SKIN..MUST HAVE NUBILE SKIN", she droned.

Imagine my shock when five bodyguards finally took her down.
The look of embarrassment on Melissa River's face was classic.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Same images as yesterday, what a suprise. I am pretty sure Joan Rivers trolls hollywood for hookers with soft skin to fleece.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<ure sexy das> hiya i jusr wunna say the sxc pic of that gal is awwww hottttt!!! luk at her u can just see her fit boob hangin out its great send me more hot pics on bebo.com ,my bebo accountant name is-x-DannyBoy-x- thanx
<amy thomas> i was just lookin up my project stuff and saw this i think its revolting to av a pic of a girls boob nearly hangin out but o well the writtting is gud xxxamy thomasxx i jut wunna say anyone that sees this from aylsham high school yh i got ta massege IM GLAD IM GONE FROM ALL U AYLSHAM PPL lol anyway ...
<darren> gud site fit boob hangin out of that pic of gal
<stephany >i(m a lez)> hiya i totally want a date with that gal with the booby hangin out soo casn u mail me on...www.msn.com and me name is stephanythelesbian can u please please please get a date for me from her she is....id love to..shag her !!!
<stephany >i(m a lez)> hiya i totally want a date with that gal with the booby hangin out soo casn u mail me on...www.msn.com and me name is stephanythelesbian can u please please please get a date for me from her she is....id love to..shag her !!!
<????????> im pretti sure that holly wood wud let her frew


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