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Most Emailed Photos - 06/08/2003 by Mort
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Today I took part in the attempt to break the "24 hour baby monkey, doggy style sex"
world record.

It was going well until the monkey needed a rest after #212.

Leaving me crouching naked in a field wondering when it was going to be my turn.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This one I think is my best so far. The joke seemed pretty funny to me even after all hassle of wording it correctly. I am still not sure which sounds better or which is correct between "leaving me crouching naked" and "leaving me crouched naked". I guess it is just one of the interesting added elements of the English language.

I wanted people to think that the monkey was on the receiving end and be disgusted by it for the first 2 frames, before the situation is reversed in the final frame. I am not sure if people will actually think that way. Sex with a baby monkey is sort of a taboo subject.

I had a couple of other ideas for this sequence, one of them I am hoping I can use tomorrow if the images stay the same.
The other one was:

  • Everyday as a disciple of the holy Monbasha I have joined the others in following his every move and gesture.
  • From copying someone so divine we hope to become one with the world.
  • But ever since he was re-incarnated as a monkey all he has done is sleep naked.

    It's ok I guess.

    I showed this to Jeff today, creator of the amazing wigu. I wanted his advice as someone who creates something outstanding everyday to see if it was all worth it. He of course is scared of weird fans and was overly polite but he did say "Keep on keeping on".

    So I guess I shall.

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