[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Today I took part in the attempt to break the "24 hour baby monkey, doggy style sex"
world record.

It was going well until the monkey needed a rest after #212.

Leaving me crouching naked in a field wondering when it was going to be my turn.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 139 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:58Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:11Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:08Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #59

Board [Post Message]

This one I think is my best so far. The joke seemed pretty funny to me even after all hassle of wording it correctly. I am still not sure which sounds better or which is correct between "leaving me crouching naked" and "leaving me crouched naked". I guess it is just one of the interesting added elements of the English language.

I wanted people to think that the monkey was on the receiving end and be disgusted by it for the first 2 frames, before the situation is reversed in the final frame. I am not sure if people will actually think that way. Sex with a baby monkey is sort of a taboo subject.

I had a couple of other ideas for this sequence, one of them I am hoping I can use tomorrow if the images stay the same.
The other one was:

  • Everyday as a disciple of the holy Monbasha I have joined the others in following his every move and gesture.
  • From copying someone so divine we hope to become one with the world.
  • But ever since he was re-incarnated as a monkey all he has done is sleep naked.

    It's ok I guess.

    I showed this to Jeff today, creator of the amazing wigu. I wanted his advice as someone who creates something outstanding everyday to see if it was all worth it. He of course is scared of weird fans and was overly polite but he did say "Keep on keeping on".

    So I guess I shall.

    • There are 0 messages for this day.


    Post message:
    Name:
    Message:

    Click the monkey to post