[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/06/2003 by Mort
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Sometimes on vacation I like to take it easy and just sleep.

Other times I would like nothing better than to frolic at the pool.

But that would require a bikini wax.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This is my first try at adding dialog to the photos, I think it turned out semi amusing. Of course it is rather hard for me to judge since I get an idea and work around it using different words and phrasing until it sounds good to me. By that time the joke has totally worn off and I can't even remember if it was funny in the first place.

I showed it to Sue and Don to get their feedback about layout and finally decided not to do the whole thing as an image, but to do it in html and give it the look of how it actually is on my.yahoo.com. Sue said it was "funny", but I know she was just being nice to someone obviously whacky.


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