This is me and my brother Luigi at the country club. We were both on mushrooms.
The princess turned out to be in another castle, in another game.
When I feel nostalgic, I like to take my pet frog for a walk across the motorway.
I also have to breed my own lemmings. Buying new ones all the time was all too expensive.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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