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Most Emailed Photos - 06/23/2004 by Luminaire
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Johnny was a beautiful, healthy, strong baby with loving parents and a house in a crime-free suburb.

He got excellent grades in school, played several sports, and graduated magna cum laude from a private college in the Northeast.

Now an account executive, Johnny works out three times a week, is kind to strangers and puppies, and is buying a condo with his lovely fiancee.

We are delighted to present Johnny with this year's Least Interesting Person In The World Award.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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