Johnny was a beautiful, healthy, strong baby with loving parents and a house in a crime-free suburb.
He got excellent grades in school, played several sports, and graduated magna cum laude from a private college in the Northeast.
Now an account executive, Johnny works out three times a week, is kind to strangers and puppies, and is buying a condo with his lovely fiancee.
We are delighted to present Johnny with this year's Least Interesting Person In The World Award.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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