While my peeps and contemporaries went to war, I stayed at home.
No need for me to be blue.
Last time this happened people promised they would "never forget..."
And I happened to remember something very important:
The girls stay behind. And what a behind it is.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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