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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by mypalmike
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The military has a seemingly infinite budget.

The US Army recently produced this vehicle, which, when equipped with an optional mounted turret, can launch large objects at enormous speeds.

Test firings at community theater dress rehearsals have proven the weapon to be both accurate and effective.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<H. Monkey> This gets bonus points. I don't know what for, but it definitely gets 'em.
<H. Monkey> What quantitative milestones would you use for bad-actor-with-large-suitcase (BAWLS) efficacy? Personally, I think we'd need a whole Shutting Them Up Paradigm (ShTUP).

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