My family likes Christmas. Sometimes we pick a random night and just pretend it's Christmas...
We go and buy the finest piece of meat we can find to honey-glaze...
We find a good specimen of the only plant widely available in non-Christmas-y times...decorate it...
Then we go and buy the finest piece of meat we can find to honey-glaze...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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