[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 73 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:53Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:43Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:23Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:59Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:52Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:41Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:35Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:29Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:25Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:15Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:13Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:06Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:02Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:54Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:03Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:58Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:51Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:49Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:41Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:40Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:39Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:21Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:11Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:10Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:05Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:00Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:50Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:40Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:30Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:20Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:16Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:09Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:59Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:31Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:29Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:13Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:24Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:15Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:59Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:56Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:47Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:45Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:34Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:01Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:50Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:30Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:26Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:09Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:08Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:07Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:54Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:50Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:46Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:38Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #1

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post