At this year's office party, I got little too drunk and pretended to be a ghost to scare the security guys.
I also called my boss's wife a short, ugly little monkey after she grabbed my butt.
Later, I put on my "Osama" costume...
and ran around throwing copy machine toner on everyone screaming "Smell the holy anthrax you infidel dogs!"
Happy Holidays from Guantanamo!
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