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Most Emailed Photos - 09/05/2003 by Mort
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Why lie? The truth is there for anyone to see. I'd be a bum if I didn't admit to it.

This website annoys the hell out of me. It's awesome, but it is the kind of like driving a car full throttle into the sea. It's all plain sailing in the shallows, but as soon as the water hits the engine it burns out and sinks, and everyone dies a painful drowning death.

So don't forget COME BACK SOON!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Man super burnout today, but I don't seem to be the only one. I have noticed that quite a few of the regular alternatiphizers have slowly dropped away. I guess this is a very hard project to keep going for a long time.

Sorry for the weird captions... The car driving thing is an almost quote from JeffR, from a conversation we had about burnout.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Morgus> I'm back. It's the pix that stop me, not a lack of interest in your site!
<Mort> I wasn't saying that the interest is waining. Just that I am sure you all get as burnt out as I do by bad images again and again.
<Morgus> Yeah, then we're in agreement.
<spam> Yay! Everyone wins! Or loses. You know. Whatever.

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