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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2003 by Mort
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When I was younger I yearned to run away from my humdrum life of captivity and join the circus.

Maybe I would grow up special enough to become a member of the 'Tent of Wonders'


Or perhaps I would have the courage and skill of a lion tamer and the crowd would gasp as I would place my head in the lions mouth.

But everytime I tried to escape my owner would spray me with the hose and yell:

"Bad Dog! Go Home!"

(AP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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