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Most Emailed Photos - 06/22/2003 by Mort
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"Oh Juan, my beloved, my bosoms swell for you"

"But Juan I wish we were far away from these people who despise my body so. I wish we could frolic in fresh air, our exposed bodies feeling the touch of radiant sun."
"Ruth, my love, we shall move to the plains of Texas and ride naked while herding our steers."

"For I am the G-STRING GAUCHO!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I bumped the split tongue guy, he's been in three days already so I decided his most emailed days were numbered. Yahoo users need to email sick photos is uh.. sick.

I love the two naked pictures, the woman is from the gay pride event in Jerusalem and the guy from a gay pride event in Mexico City, the whole world is proud to be gay! The field of cows refers to the new fart tax that is going to be imposed in New Zealand. My stuff is never as weird as the real news.

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