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Most Emailed Photos - 06/23/2003 by Mort
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Everyone at our birth assumed that Adam and Jackie would have a harder time of life. Being born conjoined mixed sex twins meant that their life could be short and would be hard. I on the other hand was meant to have it easy.

But after 30 years of constant attention, publicity and countless movies, I think Jackie and Adam had the easier life.

They were not forced to become a Miami rent boy like me.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Such a sad story. It was what I was thinking when I saw the picture of the conjoined twins and their free sibling. While the twins would have an extremely tough time of their abnormality, the single sibling would also suffer through it's normality.

KM reminded me that I can not spell and should try using spell check. I guess I forgot all about my dyslexia.

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